- If you've ever sent an email to the people you live with
- Your bedtime is no longer 10 PM but 3 AM
- You take 15 minute naps between classes
- When you're not a dork when you wear your backpack on both shoulders
- You've seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping
- You've ever put $0.75 on your debit card
- The only reason your bed is made is because your parents are coming
to visit
- When your second major appliance is a coffee maker
- Your blender is your first major appliance
- If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't sleep through
your first class
- You consider milk crates fine furniture
- You've ever called home just to talk to your pets
- You've ever said, "Does this smell too dirty to wear again?"
- You consider Ramen Noodles and soda a well-balanced meal
- You can pack all your worldly possessions into your car
- You watch T.V. with no volume while listening to the radio
- You talk to the Pizza Hut guy more than you talk to your parents
- Your computer is worth more than your car
- You're able to watch every college football game that's on T.V.
- If you've ever spent hours searching for your meal card in order to
save a dollar at the movies.
- If instead of cleaning a cup you just found that may be dirty... you
simply blow in it to get out any dust and then proceed to fill it up
with... pop.