Fic: Swallow You Whole
Title: Swallow You Whole
Author: Kally lighthousefae
Fandom: Glee
Genre: Humor, Romance
Characters: Kurt, Puck, Sam, Finn, Brittany, Artie, mentions of Santana and Rachel and others
Warnings: Slight Blaine-bashing in passing
Pairings: Pre-Puckurt
Rating: T for bad words
Disclaimer: Why do you make me say it every time? Characters belong to RIB, Rights to Fox and whoever else is on paper.
Author's Note: Dedicated to totalgleekgirl, something to cheer her up after very stressful two weeks. Inspired by the movie Jaws :)
It was a rare moment of total, genuine relaxation for Kurt Hummel.
He allowed the summer warmth emanating from the body of water he currently languished in to seep into his bones.
The soft glow from the sinking sun combined with the perfume of violets only added to the perfect atmosphere. The timing of the day was perfect enough to give his skin just the barest hint of color without the burn he would surely suffer if it were any earlier.
Floating comfortably on his air-raft, eyes closed, while blocking out the sounds of laughter and splashing a good distance away, he (along with the rest of the glee club) was completely oblivious of the dark mass heading in this direction, just below the surface.
His eyes flew open in alarm at the hard jolt to this raft only seconds before he and his raft were was dragged under….and came back sputtering a moment later.
"PUCK - *cough* - PUCKERMAN, YOU IDIOT!"
Finn's head snapped towards the commotion, and sighed, "All right, and that's my cue to rescue Puck."
Sam's face screwed up in bewilderment, "Kurt's *your* brother, man, shouldn't you be rescuing him?"
Finn's eyebrows shot up, "You forgot already what happened to *Santana* when she messed up Kurt's hair?"
At Kurt's scream to Puck to "GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!", Sam nodded.
Finn made to swim out to the opposite side of the lake to break it up, but was stopped by Artie on his raft deliberately floating in his path.
"Artie, man, move, I gotta-"
"Trust me on this, dawg," Artie said, laying back comfortably, sunglasses perched on his nose, and holding up his hand in it's customary 'hold up' gesture, "It's best we let this unfold on it's own."
Brittany smiled from her perch on Santana's lap, "Puck's a sex shark, and since Kurt's a dolphin, it was only a matter of time. Remember, dolphin's are *gay* sharks. Sharks are sharks, and you don't want to be in the area when they're mating, it could be dangerous."
Finn whipped back around to see Kurt on Puck's back, doing his best to strangle him, while Puck laughed and choked simultaneously, "Ack- Hummel!"
"Say Uncle!"
Finn scowled and merely muttered, "He pulls a Blaine on Kurt, and best friend or not, I *will* kick his ass when Kurt's done with him," before stroking back to Rachel and the others.
**
Kurt squeaked as he was effortlessly swung from Puck's back and pulled against his chest, "I don't know why you wanted to graduate so bad, because you clearly have a death wish!"
At Puck's laughter, resulting in his chest very pleasantly vibrating against his back, Kurt struggled harder.
"Relax Princess, just a little fun. Now you're just rocking the sexy beach hair look," Puck let him go and turned him so they faced one another, "S'not like you can stay mad at me forever, see you at the campfire later tonight."
Puck winked and swam back to the others.
Kurt stared back at Puck's retreating figure in wonder and amazement… did that just happen?
Well, whatever it was, Kurt decided, with a devilish smirk, he was very much in the mood to play...
Author: Kally lighthousefae
Fandom: Glee
Genre: Humor, Romance
Characters: Kurt, Puck, Sam, Finn, Brittany, Artie, mentions of Santana and Rachel and others
Warnings: Slight Blaine-bashing in passing
Pairings: Pre-Puckurt
Rating: T for bad words
Disclaimer: Why do you make me say it every time? Characters belong to RIB, Rights to Fox and whoever else is on paper.
Author's Note: Dedicated to totalgleekgirl, something to cheer her up after very stressful two weeks. Inspired by the movie Jaws :)
It was a rare moment of total, genuine relaxation for Kurt Hummel.
He allowed the summer warmth emanating from the body of water he currently languished in to seep into his bones.
The soft glow from the sinking sun combined with the perfume of violets only added to the perfect atmosphere. The timing of the day was perfect enough to give his skin just the barest hint of color without the burn he would surely suffer if it were any earlier.
Floating comfortably on his air-raft, eyes closed, while blocking out the sounds of laughter and splashing a good distance away, he (along with the rest of the glee club) was completely oblivious of the dark mass heading in this direction, just below the surface.
His eyes flew open in alarm at the hard jolt to this raft only seconds before he and his raft were was dragged under….and came back sputtering a moment later.
"PUCK - *cough* - PUCKERMAN, YOU IDIOT!"
Finn's head snapped towards the commotion, and sighed, "All right, and that's my cue to rescue Puck."
Sam's face screwed up in bewilderment, "Kurt's *your* brother, man, shouldn't you be rescuing him?"
Finn's eyebrows shot up, "You forgot already what happened to *Santana* when she messed up Kurt's hair?"
At Kurt's scream to Puck to "GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!", Sam nodded.
Finn made to swim out to the opposite side of the lake to break it up, but was stopped by Artie on his raft deliberately floating in his path.
"Artie, man, move, I gotta-"
"Trust me on this, dawg," Artie said, laying back comfortably, sunglasses perched on his nose, and holding up his hand in it's customary 'hold up' gesture, "It's best we let this unfold on it's own."
Brittany smiled from her perch on Santana's lap, "Puck's a sex shark, and since Kurt's a dolphin, it was only a matter of time. Remember, dolphin's are *gay* sharks. Sharks are sharks, and you don't want to be in the area when they're mating, it could be dangerous."
Finn whipped back around to see Kurt on Puck's back, doing his best to strangle him, while Puck laughed and choked simultaneously, "Ack- Hummel!"
"Say Uncle!"
Finn scowled and merely muttered, "He pulls a Blaine on Kurt, and best friend or not, I *will* kick his ass when Kurt's done with him," before stroking back to Rachel and the others.
**
Kurt squeaked as he was effortlessly swung from Puck's back and pulled against his chest, "I don't know why you wanted to graduate so bad, because you clearly have a death wish!"
At Puck's laughter, resulting in his chest very pleasantly vibrating against his back, Kurt struggled harder.
"Relax Princess, just a little fun. Now you're just rocking the sexy beach hair look," Puck let him go and turned him so they faced one another, "S'not like you can stay mad at me forever, see you at the campfire later tonight."
Puck winked and swam back to the others.
Kurt stared back at Puck's retreating figure in wonder and amazement… did that just happen?
Well, whatever it was, Kurt decided, with a devilish smirk, he was very much in the mood to play...