I Could Write Books...
So, let's rewind to last Tuesday. I'd tell you about it, but I don't remember any of it. Well, that's not true. I remember the sober parts, and have gotten filled in on the rest of it. Sloane and I killed 4 bottles (one peppermint schnapps, one absolut mandarin, one malibu, and one smirnoff vanilla) in about an hour. So, we were pretty shit faced. Apparently, throughout the course of 3 hours, Sloane and I peed (together) about 10 times, we fell in the parking lot of a 7/11, I bought 7 people McFlurries, Sloane and I hooked up, Mickel took us off-roading, we went to E Street, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I don't remember one bit of. OK. Then there was Wednesday. Wednesday was a shitty day for both Cory and Sloane, so we'll ignore it. Thursday, I chilled with Sloane and Mickel and we went to a party. The rest of the week just consisted of chillin' with Sloane and Mickel (sometimes together, sometimes not). That brings us to tonight. Tonight, Sloane and I split 3 cans of Spark, and 4 big bottles of smirnoff (after everything else I'm about to tell you of, since I don't drink and drive). It started off with me picking her up, because I wanted to go hookah to celebrate getting hired by Pyro Spectacular. But, the parking machine would not accept my 5 dollar bill, so we left and drove back to encinitas. So, we drove around, and had any amazingly hilarious and fun night. Around 1:00am, we bought the aforementioned alcohol, and drank it in about an hour. Then we talked in my car, and I walked home, which brings us to now. I'm walking down there tomorrow morning to pick it up, or Sloane will attempt to drive my car here, and I'll drive her back to her house. That would be interesting, since she can't drive a stick.
But seriously, here's the kind of fun that we had tonight.
Cory: (sarcastically) "Wow, tonight was jam packed with adventure!"
Sloane: (not getting the sarcasm) "What are you talking about, we didn't do anything."
Cory: (being dead serious) "Yeah, but we had a ton of fucking fun doing it!"
Random silly quotes like that. My tummy hurts.
I'm going to bed.
But seriously, here's the kind of fun that we had tonight.
Cory: (sarcastically) "Wow, tonight was jam packed with adventure!"
Sloane: (not getting the sarcasm) "What are you talking about, we didn't do anything."
Cory: (being dead serious) "Yeah, but we had a ton of fucking fun doing it!"
Random silly quotes like that. My tummy hurts.
I'm going to bed.