So Fun
So. Last night I had the best date I've ever had in my entire life.
Sloane and I decided that sometimes we're too mean to eachother, and I've been wanting to take her out for a while (as opposed to chillin' in the middle of the street at 3:00am...).
So, we made it a date. We were originally going to go to Buca di Beppo for dinner, but they were WAAAYYY too busy, so we went to PF Chang's instead. There, we had contests with the spicy mustard and chili oil to see who could take the most spice. It ended when we had to break the top off of the chili oil to get enough out. Then, we laughed about random and stupid shit for seriously like half an hour. Like, totally random stuff. We were being so randomly laugh-y that our waiter (a young 20-something surfer looking guy) asked if we had any more of whatever we had smoked previously (which, unbeknownst to him, was nothing). We just laughed that much harder. So, we kept laughing and being silly, and then the bill comes. We somehow managed to run up a bill of less than $20! "WTF?", you may be asking. No, nothing was left off the bill, and we didn't get any discounts. I don't know. We're just that good, I guess. Anyways, so I pick up my car from the valet, and then we decide to hit up Buca for dessert. We get in there, have a few more minutes of pure madness, starting water fights with eachother, throwing sugar... That kind of thing. Then, we order this amazing chocolate cake thing. This is where things start to get insane. First, Sloane randomly starts feeding me the cake, so I start feeding her, obviously. Then all of a sudden, there's chocolate cake all over my nose. Not to worry, Sloane says, (and I quote) "Can I make out with your nostrils?" "Ummm... I don't care, as long as you get all the chocolate off." Yeah, that was a direct quote. So, we spent the next 15 minutes or so eating cake off eachothers noses. After we got over that, we started a little food fight with the remaining cake. Good times. Pure madness ensues until we decide to leave. At that point, I learned how truly difficult it is to drive normally when you're busting up laughing.
Anyways, we then drove down to Sinbad's Cafe for some amazing hookah goodness. Insanity continues in there when we decide to try and power-smoke 5 coal changes in less than one hour. Not to mention that Sloane starts taking hits out of her nose, and sucking my hits out of my lungs (but not at the same time). Anyways. We made it though all 5 coal changes in about 56 minutes. The hookah attendants were so impressed that they gave us a voucher for a free hookah, if we promise not to power-smoke it. Anyways, we get home, all the standard Cory and Sloane loving ensues, but we busted up laughing about the night in the middle of it. It was awkward. Anyways.
Sloane and I decided that sometimes we're too mean to eachother, and I've been wanting to take her out for a while (as opposed to chillin' in the middle of the street at 3:00am...).
So, we made it a date. We were originally going to go to Buca di Beppo for dinner, but they were WAAAYYY too busy, so we went to PF Chang's instead. There, we had contests with the spicy mustard and chili oil to see who could take the most spice. It ended when we had to break the top off of the chili oil to get enough out. Then, we laughed about random and stupid shit for seriously like half an hour. Like, totally random stuff. We were being so randomly laugh-y that our waiter (a young 20-something surfer looking guy) asked if we had any more of whatever we had smoked previously (which, unbeknownst to him, was nothing). We just laughed that much harder. So, we kept laughing and being silly, and then the bill comes. We somehow managed to run up a bill of less than $20! "WTF?", you may be asking. No, nothing was left off the bill, and we didn't get any discounts. I don't know. We're just that good, I guess. Anyways, so I pick up my car from the valet, and then we decide to hit up Buca for dessert. We get in there, have a few more minutes of pure madness, starting water fights with eachother, throwing sugar... That kind of thing. Then, we order this amazing chocolate cake thing. This is where things start to get insane. First, Sloane randomly starts feeding me the cake, so I start feeding her, obviously. Then all of a sudden, there's chocolate cake all over my nose. Not to worry, Sloane says, (and I quote) "Can I make out with your nostrils?" "Ummm... I don't care, as long as you get all the chocolate off." Yeah, that was a direct quote. So, we spent the next 15 minutes or so eating cake off eachothers noses. After we got over that, we started a little food fight with the remaining cake. Good times. Pure madness ensues until we decide to leave. At that point, I learned how truly difficult it is to drive normally when you're busting up laughing.
Anyways, we then drove down to Sinbad's Cafe for some amazing hookah goodness. Insanity continues in there when we decide to try and power-smoke 5 coal changes in less than one hour. Not to mention that Sloane starts taking hits out of her nose, and sucking my hits out of my lungs (but not at the same time). Anyways. We made it though all 5 coal changes in about 56 minutes. The hookah attendants were so impressed that they gave us a voucher for a free hookah, if we promise not to power-smoke it. Anyways, we get home, all the standard Cory and Sloane loving ensues, but we busted up laughing about the night in the middle of it. It was awkward. Anyways.