Things that bug me in the morning time:

Jun 14, 2005 10:05

Here is a list of bothersome things in the a.m.

** My Motherfucking alarm clock
** My mother hearing the alarm clock and obviously seeing me still asleep and doing nothing about waking me up
** Seeing my precious Molly caged up for the day
** The Motherfucker of all Motherfuckers:::The Minivan
** The Motherfucking Mothers dropping off their good for nothing children in Minivans
** The Motherfucking crazy Asian lady driving a Minivan
** The Motherfucking parents that drag their 14 kids across the street to school
** The Motherfucker who waits to make a right turn while the dipshit drags his 14 kids across the street
** The Motherfuckers in general who make slow right turns
** The Motherfucking clock for telling me i'm late bitch
** The Motherfucking Crest White Strips for making my gums sore
** The Motherfucking stomach for always being hungry
** The Motherfucking cafeteria for being so expensive
** The Motherfucker

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