So here's what you missed on Glee: (SPOILERS)
Burt Hummel proved that he deserves TV Father of the Year by reenacting Kurt's Single Ladies dance with Tina and Brittany.
Mercedes is going to California for a backup singer record deal.
Brittany got Santana a scholarship to Kentucky, but Santana wants to be a star so she's going to New York. New York kind of came out of nowhere with her, but her mom is sort of awesome and supports her.
Finn finally did something right and broke up with Rachel so she wouldn't become a Lima Stepford Wife. Rachel had a teary goodbye whilst singing one of the most heartbreaking/awesome songs ever.
Quinn got into Yale and is so gay for Rachel that she bought them both Metro North passes so they could see each other. Faberry in season 4?!?
Puck proved to everyone that he wasn't a Lima Loser by passing his test and graduating!
Mike got into his choice of dance school.
Brittany didn't graduate, and Santana was looking pensively at a picture of them. Brittana in season 4?
Ryan Murphy kicked the fandom in the face by not sending Kurt to NY w/ Rachel. That came out of nowhere too.
The entire fandom agreed that Glee doesn't so much have fans as it has prisoners. We're coming back for S4 though.
And that's what you missed on GLEE!