facebook quotes!
Howard Blanning: "well if an ostrich jumped out of your camera when you said 'watch the birdie' what would YOU do?"
"There were 57,000 Christmas trees all over the place. Seriously, they must have had, like, 400 of them!"
~Me, in the cave.
"I want a little pet james, that I can put on a leash and carry around and listen to it giggle" Taylor
Taylor: so you and james are going to be spooning in the lab and susan will come down and get angry because you arent spooning with her?
Me: yep.. want to come over too?
"Youre supposed to be the helium pump to my self-esteem balloon..."
Andrew: Is that a bucket of cake?
me: yessss..
Andrew: Cake should Always be sold by the bucket.
Roger " we dont want her popping up like a poptart"
Emily Giant: "Ding dong! Pussys in!"
Stets: "did you just say chicken gizzards?"
Amy: "yes.. I Luv me sum chicken gizzards"
Stephanie: Were flying by the seat of our pants
Laura Runyan: The seat of my pants doesnt have a very good sense of direction.
"FACE! STOP IT!" Shiree on flirting
ASG canidate: blah blah blah watch the debate to learn more about me and my stance on MUTV blah blah
me: "So.. is there going to be a more.. accessable debate happening? Because last time I checked I cant respond verbally to my TV"
guy: um...
"The partys gay friendly, but with pants" -Joc
"Man.. but I hate pants" - Brandon
"You're like an emotional trainwreck on fire" -Jake Car
Roger: "Yeah, I'm sure you were all doing jello shots and trust falls while i was gone"
Gion:
"If I were a Director, and you were showing me this, I'd try to find a way to tactfully express concern... I dont know how well I'd do..."
"I would want to keep my brushes healthy and strong"
Announcer during the NCAA game against Air Force: "This is been a rough game for the officials"
me: "fuck the officials"
guys at the next table: "did you hear him? fuck the refs?! haha.. YEAH! FUCK THE REFS!"
Chrissy:
"I mean Ive heard you call her baby dyke before.. but i thought it was just a term of endearment!"
"I get drunk like a freight train"
"I demand that you mount me"
"When you rolled into the creek, were you fat?"
""hey while im giving birth in this chair, could you etch it into a rock for me?"
"i greeted a turkey today and it made me think of you (taylor)"
"Jani's up there stripping a goose or something."
"go play with your christmas penis"
"Hey! I just creshendoed and decreshendoed"
" I dont have a remote for you, but I have a fist."
"I thought we decided it was an exploded duck" ~Amy B
The KatAttack:
"You are laughing at me and I am in a moment of!!!!!.. you know... whatever.... "
"we're not giant pandas that when you put us together we're jsut going to mate
we have minds that can tell right and wrong"
James Lees:
"oysters can change their gender back and forth.. Mike you should inject yourself with oyster, essence of oyster"
"Mikey! Your voice drops down into your balls!!" Mandy
"There were 57,000 Christmas trees all over the place. Seriously, they must have had, like, 400 of them!"
~Me, in the cave.
"I want a little pet james, that I can put on a leash and carry around and listen to it giggle" Taylor
Taylor: so you and james are going to be spooning in the lab and susan will come down and get angry because you arent spooning with her?
Me: yep.. want to come over too?
"Youre supposed to be the helium pump to my self-esteem balloon..."
Andrew: Is that a bucket of cake?
me: yessss..
Andrew: Cake should Always be sold by the bucket.
Roger " we dont want her popping up like a poptart"
Emily Giant: "Ding dong! Pussys in!"
Stets: "did you just say chicken gizzards?"
Amy: "yes.. I Luv me sum chicken gizzards"
Stephanie: Were flying by the seat of our pants
Laura Runyan: The seat of my pants doesnt have a very good sense of direction.
"FACE! STOP IT!" Shiree on flirting
ASG canidate: blah blah blah watch the debate to learn more about me and my stance on MUTV blah blah
me: "So.. is there going to be a more.. accessable debate happening? Because last time I checked I cant respond verbally to my TV"
guy: um...
"The partys gay friendly, but with pants" -Joc
"Man.. but I hate pants" - Brandon
"You're like an emotional trainwreck on fire" -Jake Car
Roger: "Yeah, I'm sure you were all doing jello shots and trust falls while i was gone"
Gion:
"If I were a Director, and you were showing me this, I'd try to find a way to tactfully express concern... I dont know how well I'd do..."
"I would want to keep my brushes healthy and strong"
Announcer during the NCAA game against Air Force: "This is been a rough game for the officials"
me: "fuck the officials"
guys at the next table: "did you hear him? fuck the refs?! haha.. YEAH! FUCK THE REFS!"
Chrissy:
"I mean Ive heard you call her baby dyke before.. but i thought it was just a term of endearment!"
"I get drunk like a freight train"
"I demand that you mount me"
"When you rolled into the creek, were you fat?"
""hey while im giving birth in this chair, could you etch it into a rock for me?"
"i greeted a turkey today and it made me think of you (taylor)"
"Jani's up there stripping a goose or something."
"go play with your christmas penis"
"Hey! I just creshendoed and decreshendoed"
" I dont have a remote for you, but I have a fist."
"I thought we decided it was an exploded duck" ~Amy B
The KatAttack:
"You are laughing at me and I am in a moment of!!!!!.. you know... whatever.... "
"we're not giant pandas that when you put us together we're jsut going to mate
we have minds that can tell right and wrong"
James Lees:
"oysters can change their gender back and forth.. Mike you should inject yourself with oyster, essence of oyster"
"Mikey! Your voice drops down into your balls!!" Mandy