Stole this from Jay.
The rule is simple: Don't use the same answers as the person you swiped it from.
1. Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into:
A relationship with an agoraphobe.
2. What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
The date itself, running possible scenarios through her mind.
3. What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
Taco!
4. Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
The electric toothbrush.
5. Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course?
Golf carts.
6. Name a household chore you actually enjoy:
Assuming that gardening doesn't count, I'd have to say mopping.
7. Name something you walk out on:
A patio.
8. Name a place where you see nervous people:
The university during finals week.
9. Name something that can be cherry flavored.
Freezer pops.
10. Complete this phrase: "I’ll never forget my first _____":
Time finding a picture of a man, naked from the waist down, on a hose reel.
11. Name another word for "Dad":
Da.
12. Name another word for "Mom":
Ma.
13. Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
Pillows.
14. What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
The arches?
15. Name something that is sold by the bunch:
Grapes.
16. What age would you retire if you had enough money?
If I had a career I enjoyed, I might not retire at all; as it stands, I'd retire now if I could.
17. Name something you find on a kitchen table:
Tablecloth.
18. Name something that rhymes with “dizzy”:
Tizzy.
19. Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve:
None.
20. Name something you see in a jail cell:
Bars.
21. Name a month with 31 days:
January.
22. Name an occupation where you might work all night:
A police detective.