Apr 02, 2005 20:46
Well, I didn't look at livejournal for a long, long time. The sun was brighter, the grass was greener, birds sang. Now, some overly rational people might call that "spring". As leader of the let's-ignore-the-post-hoc-fallacy brigade, I'd like to point out that such a point is bullshit and such an improvement in the weather is obviously because I haven't been writing in a "diary" which people looking for witticisms and anecdotes are bitterly disappointed by. Life looks better when you don't spend so much time on the computer.
And with that nugget of wisdom, happy trails. Fasten your seat belts, wear your bike helmet, lift your feet when walking or you'll trip, look both ways before crossing the street, and (you knew it was coming) don't eat the yellow snow.
Rest in peace, livejournal account.
Arrivederci, kiddos :)