Sep 14, 2003 04:29
Ok, so, it's about oh, 4:30 in the morning, and I am still up. This is the only time when I feel insomnia is a GOOD thing. Alright, so Omega, Sarah and I are all chillin' in our room. Sarah is asleep. Omega is talking in bed and I'm writing on my computer. We are talking about oh, I don't know...oh yes, the fact that we don't like to wear pants, at night, because it's too hot. So, we aren't wearing pants. Anyway, we're sitting here just talking, I'm keeping her up, just because something won't let me go to sleep. So, about a minute later, this drunk wigger bastard, J.P., busts our door open and just starts talking to us about Jay-Z and how he wants me, because I'm the president, to bring Jay to GVSU to perform.
Yeah, can I say SCARY. So, there were about 3 other guys with him. I'm well hidden in my computer area, so I am not seen, only my eyes, but they leave out the door, whereupon I put on my pants, and Omega doesn't, and we go to lock the AND kick their asses. So, we open the door to lock it, and one the other guys is all like, "Hey, you should come see the Nude Nate Show. It's free and it's down in room #..." He then points to Omega and goes, "You are very good looking." He then asks us to kidnap him because he can handle both of us.
Well, all I can say is scary...Our RA exploded at them, we locked our door, and we are probably never going to go to sleep again.
The moral of the story is kids...
1. Drunk People + Invasion of Privacy = Pissed and Psychotic Jill
2. Drunk Wiggers + well, anything = VERY SCARY!!
3. Drunk Wiggers + Unauthorized entry into my abode = The Terror induced psychotic rage that Jill unleashes when you both startle her and piss her off.
(BTW: I'm president of my Living Center... and hmm, yeah.)