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two mottos i live my life by:
1. "Drinking without smoking is like taking a shit without pissing"
thus, my goal to quit smoking is cancelled.
2. "I could never give up men, i like cock too much. but sometimes you just need a woman's touch"
thus, i'm a part-time lesbian?
ew.
anyway,
last saturday of summer.
GET FUCKING WASTED.
i know i will be.
with my boyfriend.
woah buddy.
1. "Drinking without smoking is like taking a shit without pissing"
thus, my goal to quit smoking is cancelled.
2. "I could never give up men, i like cock too much. but sometimes you just need a woman's touch"
thus, i'm a part-time lesbian?
ew.
anyway,
last saturday of summer.
GET FUCKING WASTED.
i know i will be.
with my boyfriend.
woah buddy.