(no subject)
Dear Cabo,
Starting tomorrow afternoon my dear friend Anna and I will be kidnapping and raping your attractive tourist men [maybe even some women if they're lucky], dancing on your bars, swimming in your beaches and pools, eating your deliciously fattening food, bathing under your glorious sun, smoking your horrible beaner cigarettes, and most importantly leaving you in an alcohol drought.
I love you.
Sincerely,
Anjali.
Anjali and Anna will take over the world.
Starting tomorrow afternoon my dear friend Anna and I will be kidnapping and raping your attractive tourist men [maybe even some women if they're lucky], dancing on your bars, swimming in your beaches and pools, eating your deliciously fattening food, bathing under your glorious sun, smoking your horrible beaner cigarettes, and most importantly leaving you in an alcohol drought.
I love you.
Sincerely,
Anjali.
Anjali and Anna will take over the world.