Will Trade Firstborn for Libertines Tickets

[light_maiden]

Yes, seriously! You'd have to impregnate me first, but I'd be entirely willing to give you the potential fruit of my loins in exchange for two tickets to the Libertines warm-up gig at the forum. It seems like a fair exchange

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[parenthesised]

Oh god - you're going to refuse to speak to me, aren't you? Bone structure aside!

Blargh! There was a ballot... in which I failed... followed by tickets going on sale for all of, um, 6 minutes before they sold out. A bit bleak, really.

[light_maiden]

one day I will pick an account and cling to it, sloth-like... Until then, I will just get confused!

[serenasnape]

You do have the loveliest cheekbones in the world, but sadly I have no tickets for you ;( Have some tea instead.

[parenthesised]

I see your icon, and raise you...

[serenasnape]

Nice. I have no lesbians, and I'm out of tea, so have some subtext.

[parenthesised]

awesome!...

[eisenlunge]

I'm going to have to agree with Lily on this one. In retrospect, I'm not sure what I was doing with my teenage years. That said I probably would go for the epic lulz.

[parenthesised]

you break my heart, the pair of you! also, you know, you were meeting me. That matters, doesn't it? Despite my unswerving loyalty? Right?!...

[eisenlunge]

I'm imagining the Cumberbutch reading that to me right now. Icon choice win.