☆ Everything seems so silly ☆

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☆~ Good luck Paulie

Comments

[anddontbitch]

Fucking politics.

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Sometimes they can be good; but sometimes they're a bit ... well, corrupt.

[anddontbitch]

No shit. More importantly, I just got here and it's right in the middle of some kind of bullshit election.

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You just arrived? Oh dear! Has anyone told you about the City? Do you have somewhere to stay?

[anddontbitch]

They threw the book at me.

Then they kidnapped me.

I'm living with a talking cat.

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They ... that's horrid!

Oh, is it Mr. Cat the ballet teacher?

[anddontbitch]

One of them plans on killing me in my sleep. He told me so.

No, I think it's Mr. Cat the asshole.

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Oh, so you met them. Some people around here aren't very nice.

That's not a nice thing to say about Mr. Cat!

[anddontbitch]

I'm pretty sure they're imhuman killing machines. Maybe I should call the cops or something?

It's okay, Mr. Cat doesn't know I said it.

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What are their names?

[anddontbitch]

Dweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum.

I mean Hei and Mao.

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Hmm. I don't know either of them. Did you do anything that made them angry?

[anddontbitch]

Yeah, I treated them with the respect the deserved.

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You were rude and crass weren't you?

[anddontbitch]

Hell no, what gives you that impression?

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The current disposition in which you regarded Mr Cat.