Kinda Like a Stupid Survey But Not Quite
INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold/underline the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't bold/underline is false.
I've put things in (parenthesis) you can just delete those if you choose for some unknown reason to do this.
01. I miss somebody right now (I can live a day without Cynth...I'm not missing her yet)
02. I don't watch much TV these days (or ever...)
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping (I never get to though, lol)
05. I own lots of books (I think...I have a mini-library)
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games (but I shouldn't...waste of time, lol)
08. I've tried marijuana
09. I've watched porn movies (unfortunately, I wasn't saved)
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy (not usually...always)
13. I have acne free skin (not at the moment, usually, yes)
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton (who?)
15. I curse frequently (almost never)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year (oh yah, accepted Christ, whoo hoo!)
17. I have a hobby (God)
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing. (huh?)
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me (these people scare me)
20. I'm really, really smart (I'm in the top 25% but nothing big)
21. I've never broken someone's bones (when I was 3 I kicked an old lady, she fell over and broke her hip...rotfl)
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal (all of it at least, I wish I could tell someone)
23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scars (why?)
26. I need money right now! (God will provide)
27. I love Sushi (I tried to get Cynth to try it with me once...didn't work)
28. I talk really, really fast (not me...Cynthia, oh yah)
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair (it'll be really long by the time I get dreadlocks)
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas (never even been to Las Vegas)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister (one yes)
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis (I guess...I hate it though)
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past (I'm a theatre geek...or was...of course I have)
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I thought this was the case until I lost my caller ID, I'm getting by...)
38. I like the way that I look sometimes
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months (well...kinda...it was a lie that I told the truth for at first, she didn't believe me so I lied...it was just to save the moment, I wanted to tell Cynthia something but not at that time, but she wouldn't drop the subject so I eventually lied to save the moment. I felt horrible and apologized afterwards. It was no big deal at all, she didn't care, but I sure did. I hate lying.)
40. I know how to do cornrows (No but I want dreads)
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot. (hoochy maybe...)
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past (how could you do something like that?)
46. I have a hidden talent (if it's hidden how would I know about it?)
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have (I'm rarely hyper unless I'm around Jeremy...for some reason he makes me hyper...)
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single (If you read this journal at all you know this is not the case)
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex (my dad...)
51. I enjoy talking on the phone (Me and Cynthia's normal phone conversation is 1 1/2 hours, it goes as high as 4 hours though)
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants (I wish..,)
53. I love to shop. (I know I'm a guy...so what?)
54. I would rather eat than shop (I'm not that much of a girl)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto. (*can't control himself*)
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders (I'm what?)
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal (not obsessed...just very attached)
58. I don't hate anyone. (I only hate hate)
59. I'm a pretty good dancer (*laughs harder than before*)
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington (I wouldn't know...)0
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother (I'd tell you why but uh...nevermind)
62. I have a cell phone (unfortunately...)
63. I believe in God (Oh yeah!)
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis (That is the worst channel ever)
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months (let's try never)
66. I love drama (not high school drama but like movies or something yah)
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before (unfortunately...)
69. I currently have a crush on someone.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life (I have some idea...just not a big one)
71. I want to have children in the future (badly)
72. I have changed a diaper before (have people not?)
73. I've called the cops on a friend before (that would be funny)
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club (the who?)
76. I'm not allergic to anything that i know of. (peanut butter)
77. I have a lot to learn (We always have a lot to learn)
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (I'm 17...that would be disgusting or illegal or both)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie (lol)
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex (lol)
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message (Those people annoy me...just sign off!)
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved (I did before it all erased for some unknown reason)
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before (Does a sip of wine count?)
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal (not livejournal but other things yes)
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum (...wow)
88. I enjoy country music (I enjoy watching Cynthia listen to country music)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza (Papa Johns!)
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can (only in Spanish...those things are hilarious! Well so are the english ones...who beleives that crap?)
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist (I don't know what the middle one means...I am a perfectionist though)
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career (I'm 17)
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all (That guy's freaky)
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" (huh?)
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy (duh!)
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it (I don't see what the big fad about him is about)
98. I have dated a close friend's ex (or rather I was the ex...)
99. I'm happy as of this moment (God is good!)
100. I think Eric is super hot. (I don't even know who Eric is...and let's hope I don't find him super hot...I'm a guy)