May 13, 2008 12:33
So there i was, trying to scoop the mashed potatoes into the other part of my lunch tray in order to add it to the gravy left over from the microwaved turkey, and of course i was resting the tray on my chest as it is the best table in close proximity to my mouth. I was concentrating on the gravy potatoy goodness to come and thinking of future plot possibilities for Lava Men so was therefore completely unaware that i was gradually tipping the tray in the direction i wanted the potatoes to travel...
Silly me for forgetting a bout the cruel mistress that is gravity, for as i was tipping, gravy was pouring itself onto my large tracks of land....
I was amusing... in a sad, sad way.