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Last night Joey and I exemplified the behavior of middle-aged married people. We sat in bed, ate food, and watched movies. We will most likely gain 80 pounds within the next few months, so anyone who would like to donate money for a gym membership please make checks out to Candace and Joey Southside.
So my tires are fixed...a cool $600 later. Awesome. I know one of the kids who did it. Some little 16 year old shit head named Tom Burke. My mother is going to sue them for the damages. I fucking hate little skate rat kids in Brick. If they were over 18 I'd sick Joey on them.
Friday night was INTENSE. Me, Joey, Jess, Garrett, Antonio and my mother went to club Paradise in Asbury Park. Gay bars rule. I ran into some kid I graduated with who was a dork in high school and finally came out of the closet, it ruled. Me, Jess and my mom got hammered, Joey pretty much had to carry my mother out of the club. It was funny. I think I almost tried to have sex in public too....way to go Candace.
The rest of the weekend was low-key. A little bit of furniture moving, a little bit of Chinese food, and a little bit of love.
So my tires are fixed...a cool $600 later. Awesome. I know one of the kids who did it. Some little 16 year old shit head named Tom Burke. My mother is going to sue them for the damages. I fucking hate little skate rat kids in Brick. If they were over 18 I'd sick Joey on them.
Friday night was INTENSE. Me, Joey, Jess, Garrett, Antonio and my mother went to club Paradise in Asbury Park. Gay bars rule. I ran into some kid I graduated with who was a dork in high school and finally came out of the closet, it ruled. Me, Jess and my mom got hammered, Joey pretty much had to carry my mother out of the club. It was funny. I think I almost tried to have sex in public too....way to go Candace.
The rest of the weekend was low-key. A little bit of furniture moving, a little bit of Chinese food, and a little bit of love.