Oh, honey, no.

[liftedfromthis]

I keep seeing this lady at work and she is always wearing huge white platform sandals with boot cut jeans that are way too short for her. She just clobs (it's a word I made up and the only way to describe it) down the hallway like it's no big deal.

Well, it is a big deal cause you look ridiculous.

It makes my insides sigh and say "Oh, honey, no."