Aug 19, 2011 22:18
A couple of friends of mine are thinking about buying a house, and they're having trouble deciding which one. It's a big decision. I sympathize.
My approach to dealing with this problem, as with so many, is divination. Bring a chicken, cut it open, and divine the omens from its liver. If we're squeamish (and I might be squeamish, to say nothing of untrained,) we can at least bring a chicken, scatter some grain, and see if it eats.
There is, after all, ample historical precedent.
He lost the Battle of Drepana against the Carthaginians after ignoring a bad omen when the sacred chickens refused to eat. According to Valerius Maximus, Suetonius[1] and Cicero, Claudius threw them into the sea, ut biberent, quando esse nollent ("so that they might drink, since they refused to eat").