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[lifesmegassweet]

Hey. Hey hey. I like these card games as much as anybody, but are they sure they gave me the right deck? Cause I megas remember playing something like this when I was younger and I'm pretty sure these sorta cards aren't in it. Are these really gonna work

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[tiltingwindmill]

[Flay's been tinkering with his duel disk before he decided to set out to find opponent]

So you're in this tournament? Come on, let's see what you got.

[lifesmegassweet]

Yes sir! Don't take me too lightly just because I'm gorgeous!

She pulls out a card at random, and lets fly -- uh, it's a baseball player.

Wow. Uh. Go Tigers, I guess.

[tiltingwindmill]

Let's go!

[he pulls out a card ... and it's shiny red round jelly-creature with a pacifier]

Attack, Red Gummi!

[it launches right at the basketball player, bouncing itself against it repeatedly with a 'ooooooi' sound]

[lifesmegassweet]

The baseball player defiantly attacks, swinging its bat at the little creature! This would work better if it wasn't a blob.

Hey, batta batta batta SWING batta batta batta!

[tiltingwindmill]

[He throws down a card face down - a trap? then throws down a fuzzball with bushy tail, mustache and a viking helmet]

Kobold Warrior, En Guarde!

[The Gummi keeps striking, then drops on baseball man's head]

[lifesmegassweet]

Earthbound aside, a guy wielding a baseball bat really has no chance against an onslaught like that, and down he goes.

Darn! Okay, how about thi -- uh, this might be overkill... oh well!

Monster card: Dracula.

Specifically, Castlevania III Dracula, stage one. FIGHT.

[tiltingwindmill]

Huh... he looks like he could Pamela's Father.

[Card doesn't flip up]

Kobold! Aaaattack!

[It squeals and starts waving it's sword menacingly]

[lifesmegassweet]

Dracula seems rather unimpressed. He responds simply by opening his cloak -- and out fly a few fireballs.

(I wonder if it's okay for me to be using a card like this...)

[tiltingwindmill]

[Card flips up

A mirror?!]

A-ha! You had fallen into my fiendishly clever trap! Hahahaha.

[...what a ham, all he needs is pineapple slices]

[lifesmegassweet]

Whooooa, dirty trick! But I ain't through yet! HA!

Magic effect: Stage 2! Suddenly, Dracula's body falls to ashes, but his head remains, becoming a conglomerate of other heads, each dripping acidic fluid from its mouth, flying about.

Wow, that's actually megas gross. Oh well, attack attack attack! Hahaha!

[tiltingwindmill]

eeeuugh

Amazing Comeback! Hahaha, the challenge is set, and I am not giving up!

[He plays a card, and the kobold's sword turns into a drill that pierces the heavens]

Drill, Drill, Drill!

[lifesmegassweet]

Drip, drip, dri -- agh, that's really gross, I'm just gonnas swap to level 3 now.

Tsuruya plays the final change card. Form 2 explodes to reveal... form 3. A giant demon, towering over them all. With THE LASERS! PEW!

HAHAHAHA! That's megas better! Zap into pieces! Yeah!

Pew pew!

[tiltingwindmill]

No! Nooooooooooo!

[The Kobold tries to valiantly defend itself but it exploded into thousands of little pieces of tuft]

...

...Hah! Least I got plenty of ingredients for my Alchemy.

WHAT?! MY LIFEPOINTS WENT DOWN?!

Grr... all right!

[he throws down two face-down cards and throws up a brownie riding on an ostrich-like creature]

Brownie Knight, Defend!

[lifesmegassweet]

Hmm, where have I seen -- OH YEAH!

Tsuruya uses JOUSTER! It's... a guy with a lance riding a giant bird. Who promptly begins fluttering towards the Brownie Knight.

Monkey see, monkey do?

[tiltingwindmill]

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[The bird steed squawks as the brownie lowers it's lance, and races forward towards Jouster. Someone starts blaring trumpets building up in crescendo 2:33 mark. What is going to happen? What's going to happen!?]

[lifesmegassweet]

What happens? Hmmm...

You know those animes where two people are fighting each other, and they manage to punch each other in the face simultaneously?

Pretty much that in a nutshell. Smack.

Oi, that looked painful.