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So we were on this HUGE pirate ship, "we" being me and tons of other people that I don't know them all but some ended up being my friends. Anyways, the ship was docked by this huge snowy field, and coming over the fields was this huge army coming to attack us, and at the front of the army was a huge panda and a huge polar bear, both looking vicious. Well the polar bear ended up jumping onto the ship and growling and standing up on its hind legs, and then Mandar was there and said "Mar! You take care of the bear!" and she and everyone else on the ship jumped to the mainland and started attacking the army. So here I am being cornered by the polar bear and I shouted "How the hell do I take care of it?" Then Mandar shouted back "Try treats! We have some Dijon Mustard too!" and continued kicking major whoever-we-were-attacking ass. I look next to me and on a shelf is the jar where we have my dog Sammy's treats that look like little oyster crackers and some Dijon Mustard like Mandar said. So I grabbed them both and as the bear is already standing, I yelled "STAND! GOOD BOY!" The bear stopped growling, and I held out a treat and he licked it off (mind you this is a HUGE bear that just gently licked a small oyster cracker treat from my hand. So when it came down it was on all fours, I said "All fours! Good boy!" and gave him another treat. Going on like that, I had taught the bear to stand, be on all fours, sit, lie down, growl, and then even allow me to ride on its back and then to walk/run/jump all in a short amount of time. By the time I was on its back with a chain and leather sort of harness thing for me to hold on to, I had run out of the cracker treats so I had the dijon mustard to squirt onto my fingers, hold near its mouth, and then have it lick off. It liked the mustard a lot. So then I commanded the polar bear to take me to the mainland with the others and start rounding up the enemy to go into the dungeons we had on the ship. We also got the panda into its own containment center thing, but it was still really vicious. When the people I was on the ship with came back on, I showed them how I had trained the polar bear, and I remember specifically telling my friend Matt and his girlfriend Sarah who both live in Canada but they were here in this dream. Then my dream skipped to the trial of the people we were fighting, and I tried explaining to the judge (who was on my side) how I had trained one of the "beasts" into submission, but he didn't believe me, so they put one of the enemies in a room with the panda. I tried explaining it wasn't the panda I had trained, and the panda ripped the person to shreds for all of us to see and I was in tears muttering "not that one the other one, not that one the other one!" After witnessing this bloody massacre and disregard to me, I decided that I had to leave the ship. In secret, I told Matt and Sarah I was running away with my polar bear, and they asked if they could come along because they had to go return some movies to the video store in northern NH where Matt's originally from because we were in New London NH apparently so I told them they could come with me. As they drove, I rode the polar bear through an intense ice storm, but we still moved on.
The end.
... what the hell?
Pandas aren't as cute anymore.
Polar bears on the other hand...
Haha
Life is still good
... yeah...