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so i am up at like 7 in the morning and just happened to be inhabiting the hotornot.com site
why?
i dont know, because i love the endless stream of girls that all sound roughly the same
"hi, im melanie, i love to have a good time, dance, party and anything else of interest. Hit me up yo!"
here is what they don't include: "hi, im melanie, im an overly hot ex-model and really dont need this site but i will do it because i have low self-esteem and am hoping to find a guy that wont abuse me like most of my boyfriends"
Typical Pic: Almost always of their entire body, which is always tan/slim, said to be their modeling pic as well
of course, it wouldnt be any fun if those were the only stereotypes
nah, hotornot includes several others
Fun Times!
There are also:
The Christian Hopeful
why, these are are girls who are wholesome, fun-loving, and very much in connection with God
yet a lot of them have sex in their keywords and very revealing pics.....hmmm
not all of them, but a good deal...
Typical Pic: Long blonde-haired girl in a variety of places
then we have:
The Girl who only dates Blacks/Hispanics
odd how it is that some girls dress up like they are "ya'll niggas" and will only date Blacks or some Hispanics
of course lets just say its whats in the pants that counts for them, ha ha
Typical Pic: they happen to almost be thugged out if it wasn't for being ya know: White!
moving on:
Punk/Emo Girl
now punk/emo is an interesting combination
but then i have known girls who think a guy is hot because he listens to emo and wears sweaters
course i have known guys who do this only to get girls
funny how some think it makes guys sensitive
which makes emo an oxymoron
it is NOT related to punk, it just sounds like it
but hey, at least the girls on here arent all about drinking/sex
oops, they are, nevermind!
ha ha, no difference between the first group
Typical Pic: Girl with too many piercings or a tie/dress shirt combo, i.e. Avril Lavigne
so how about:
Girls who only like Rockers/Guitar
i will ignore this group because their more common name is "Groupie"
i have a friend who is a groupie....she likes teddy bears...
Typical Pic: do we really need to see?
oh yeah:
Goths
Goths are fun, dont get me wrong
yet it seems that too many of these girls are trying in the wrong place since hotornot is dominated by the HOT CHICK WHO ONLY LIKES TO DANCE/PARTY---hey, sluts have their uses
at least these goths are real eh?
Typical Pic: You know what goths look like, black everything...
whats with:
Girls who love Cars and any Guy associated with Cars
really now, do they need to exist?
they are cars, they cost a lot, they destroy our environment, they promote dale earnhardt and saturday night drinking for hicks
whats great about the people who obsess over em?
well, they are always the first to want to drive you to the local corner store
which happens to be down the street, didnt cha know?
Typical Pic: Hmm, a car in their pic maybe? (Note: some have a car instead of actual self)
then there is:
The Pretenders
Not the horrible movie, these are the girls who happen to be also ex-models or current models, but seem to want more than just sex, they want a solid relationship with a "hot, caring, funny, sweet, smart, all-around perfect guy"
Typical Pic: Need I really say it, refer to article A, girls who are models
also:
Cowgirls
i have some friends who are cowgirls
its amusing to see these profiles on hotornot
not that its bad, but the old West seems to be kept alive why?
of course, these girls might not like horses if they saw some of the videos on Stile, ha ha
Typical Pic: Girl dressed up casual clothes, plain-looking, cheerful, sometimes horse is pictured (Stroke the horse....love the horse...)
heh:
Girls who do this cause their friends made 'em
this group doesnt exactly exist
they just say they do
no one really does this cause their friends make em
we all know this cause hotornot makes us
its Satan you know, he runs it
he whispers in our ears that we should stay on his site
its like that Mirror of Erised...
Typical Pic: Girl with Satan, oops, i mean someone else next to her
finally there are:
Foreigners
they come in all shapes/sizes, they decorate in different culture, and sometimes one will pop up on your doorstep with a handful of peanuts!
well not really, but hey, i heard that sometimes in France you can find wine!
Amazing!
Seriously though, these seem to be the only hot women on hotornot that ever want to meet me?
Surprised?
No not that hot women say yes, but at the fact that they are foreign
its cause most of these people are free of the prejudices Americans seem to promote
Typical Pic: None right off-hand
So don't believe this little entry?
Just click on this link now!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AYNYSZ
If your life isnt changed in just 30 days then please send this product back for a full refund!
There are real people on this site nonetheless, people that dont seem to exemplify the stereotypes but embody all kinds of ideas
I look for them after all...
why?
i dont know, because i love the endless stream of girls that all sound roughly the same
"hi, im melanie, i love to have a good time, dance, party and anything else of interest. Hit me up yo!"
here is what they don't include: "hi, im melanie, im an overly hot ex-model and really dont need this site but i will do it because i have low self-esteem and am hoping to find a guy that wont abuse me like most of my boyfriends"
Typical Pic: Almost always of their entire body, which is always tan/slim, said to be their modeling pic as well
of course, it wouldnt be any fun if those were the only stereotypes
nah, hotornot includes several others
Fun Times!
There are also:
The Christian Hopeful
why, these are are girls who are wholesome, fun-loving, and very much in connection with God
yet a lot of them have sex in their keywords and very revealing pics.....hmmm
not all of them, but a good deal...
Typical Pic: Long blonde-haired girl in a variety of places
then we have:
The Girl who only dates Blacks/Hispanics
odd how it is that some girls dress up like they are "ya'll niggas" and will only date Blacks or some Hispanics
of course lets just say its whats in the pants that counts for them, ha ha
Typical Pic: they happen to almost be thugged out if it wasn't for being ya know: White!
moving on:
Punk/Emo Girl
now punk/emo is an interesting combination
but then i have known girls who think a guy is hot because he listens to emo and wears sweaters
course i have known guys who do this only to get girls
funny how some think it makes guys sensitive
which makes emo an oxymoron
it is NOT related to punk, it just sounds like it
but hey, at least the girls on here arent all about drinking/sex
oops, they are, nevermind!
ha ha, no difference between the first group
Typical Pic: Girl with too many piercings or a tie/dress shirt combo, i.e. Avril Lavigne
so how about:
Girls who only like Rockers/Guitar
i will ignore this group because their more common name is "Groupie"
i have a friend who is a groupie....she likes teddy bears...
Typical Pic: do we really need to see?
oh yeah:
Goths
Goths are fun, dont get me wrong
yet it seems that too many of these girls are trying in the wrong place since hotornot is dominated by the HOT CHICK WHO ONLY LIKES TO DANCE/PARTY---hey, sluts have their uses
at least these goths are real eh?
Typical Pic: You know what goths look like, black everything...
whats with:
Girls who love Cars and any Guy associated with Cars
really now, do they need to exist?
they are cars, they cost a lot, they destroy our environment, they promote dale earnhardt and saturday night drinking for hicks
whats great about the people who obsess over em?
well, they are always the first to want to drive you to the local corner store
which happens to be down the street, didnt cha know?
Typical Pic: Hmm, a car in their pic maybe? (Note: some have a car instead of actual self)
then there is:
The Pretenders
Not the horrible movie, these are the girls who happen to be also ex-models or current models, but seem to want more than just sex, they want a solid relationship with a "hot, caring, funny, sweet, smart, all-around perfect guy"
Typical Pic: Need I really say it, refer to article A, girls who are models
also:
Cowgirls
i have some friends who are cowgirls
its amusing to see these profiles on hotornot
not that its bad, but the old West seems to be kept alive why?
of course, these girls might not like horses if they saw some of the videos on Stile, ha ha
Typical Pic: Girl dressed up casual clothes, plain-looking, cheerful, sometimes horse is pictured (Stroke the horse....love the horse...)
heh:
Girls who do this cause their friends made 'em
this group doesnt exactly exist
they just say they do
no one really does this cause their friends make em
we all know this cause hotornot makes us
its Satan you know, he runs it
he whispers in our ears that we should stay on his site
its like that Mirror of Erised...
Typical Pic: Girl with Satan, oops, i mean someone else next to her
finally there are:
Foreigners
they come in all shapes/sizes, they decorate in different culture, and sometimes one will pop up on your doorstep with a handful of peanuts!
well not really, but hey, i heard that sometimes in France you can find wine!
Amazing!
Seriously though, these seem to be the only hot women on hotornot that ever want to meet me?
Surprised?
No not that hot women say yes, but at the fact that they are foreign
its cause most of these people are free of the prejudices Americans seem to promote
Typical Pic: None right off-hand
So don't believe this little entry?
Just click on this link now!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AYNYSZ
If your life isnt changed in just 30 days then please send this product back for a full refund!
There are real people on this site nonetheless, people that dont seem to exemplify the stereotypes but embody all kinds of ideas
I look for them after all...