True tidbits stolen from Missy
My if's...
If you can't handle me--then don't bother.
If you don't know what to say--don't say anything.
If you don't understand me---don't pretend to.
If we don't get along---don't claim to be my friend.
If all you do is complain without reason---don't expect me to care.
If you talk about me behind my back---don't be nice to my face.
If you want to fight me---I'll laugh at you.
If you've been there for me---you'll never have to look back when you fall.
If you've ever lent me an ear---you have my undivided attention.
If you've ever made me laugh---I'm forever in your debt
If I've ever confided in you---I have more respect for you than you know.
If you can't handle me--then don't bother.
If you don't know what to say--don't say anything.
If you don't understand me---don't pretend to.
If we don't get along---don't claim to be my friend.
If all you do is complain without reason---don't expect me to care.
If you talk about me behind my back---don't be nice to my face.
If you want to fight me---I'll laugh at you.
If you've been there for me---you'll never have to look back when you fall.
If you've ever lent me an ear---you have my undivided attention.
If you've ever made me laugh---I'm forever in your debt
If I've ever confided in you---I have more respect for you than you know.