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Have you ever peed right next to your best friend outside on a tree in the freezing weather....without a coat on?
I have.
But did you do it even though there were two available bathrooms?
I have.
Have you ever danced around like an idiot with the best people ever to the Spice World soundtrack?
I have.
Have you ever played pretty, pretty princess as a teenager and actually put on all the jewelry?
I have.
Have you ever witnessed one of your best friends trying to fill up a whoopie cushion with a fart?
I have.
Have you ever stuck a pillow in the ass of your pants and danced around on video?
Well, I haven't, but Meagan Thrower has.
Have you ever accidently swore at the Lord?
I haven't, but Courtney has.
Have you ever posed sexy on a washing machine, under a table, behind a christmas tree, or with your head between your legs?
Robyn, Courtney, Me, and Meagan have.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!
HEY GUYS, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!!
....I wasn't kidding.
SAY CAR RAMROD!
...CAR RAMROD.
Who the FUCK is printing sticky buns with pecans?!
I farted. It smelled like soap.
The breeze of that fart on my neck is almost orgasmic.
PFFFT! ...ahhhh!
See, you can have sex with your dad, as well as your half brother... cuz ur only half-dad too.
Fuckin' right doggie!!
This party totally sucks rectum.
Meagan - "Blah blah blah...Myrtle beach..."
Courtney - "What? Covered in vagina?"
Robyn - "Dude that would be one huge vagina!"
Meagan - "Yeah, I'm gonna go jump in it"
Yeah, you do that Meagan.
Meagan - "Don't stick it back in there... it'll suck it back up!"
Now, out of context that could sound like Meagan is a sleezy little whore. Well, she is. But she wasn't trying to sound like it this time.
I SAID-A FUCK YOU VAN WILDER! I SAID-A FUCK YOU, YOU PUSSY-ASS MOTHER FUCKER!
Amen.
I have.
But did you do it even though there were two available bathrooms?
I have.
Have you ever danced around like an idiot with the best people ever to the Spice World soundtrack?
I have.
Have you ever played pretty, pretty princess as a teenager and actually put on all the jewelry?
I have.
Have you ever witnessed one of your best friends trying to fill up a whoopie cushion with a fart?
I have.
Have you ever stuck a pillow in the ass of your pants and danced around on video?
Well, I haven't, but Meagan Thrower has.
Have you ever accidently swore at the Lord?
I haven't, but Courtney has.
Have you ever posed sexy on a washing machine, under a table, behind a christmas tree, or with your head between your legs?
Robyn, Courtney, Me, and Meagan have.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!
HEY GUYS, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!!
....I wasn't kidding.
SAY CAR RAMROD!
...CAR RAMROD.
Who the FUCK is printing sticky buns with pecans?!
I farted. It smelled like soap.
The breeze of that fart on my neck is almost orgasmic.
PFFFT! ...ahhhh!
See, you can have sex with your dad, as well as your half brother... cuz ur only half-dad too.
Fuckin' right doggie!!
This party totally sucks rectum.
Meagan - "Blah blah blah...Myrtle beach..."
Courtney - "What? Covered in vagina?"
Robyn - "Dude that would be one huge vagina!"
Meagan - "Yeah, I'm gonna go jump in it"
Yeah, you do that Meagan.
Meagan - "Don't stick it back in there... it'll suck it back up!"
Now, out of context that could sound like Meagan is a sleezy little whore. Well, she is. But she wasn't trying to sound like it this time.
I SAID-A FUCK YOU VAN WILDER! I SAID-A FUCK YOU, YOU PUSSY-ASS MOTHER FUCKER!
Amen.