Who Wants to crucify me on a Cisco GSR12416?
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You scored as Jesus Christ. You are Jesus Christ! You are the Son of the One and Only God! The holiest of holies, which does make you a big sloppy pussy unfortunately. Although many people will devote their lives to researching yours and artifacts surrounding it, you have a higher chance of people trying to find the blanket thrown over you after death then attempting to find some of your finer carpentry products. Unfortunately, the cranked up tales written by a bunch of junked up zealots in the middle of the desert will give you the status of a Divine prophet and/or saviour, and your craftmanship in life will be altogether overlooked. You will die on the same material you lived by (I.E. your trade).
Jesus Christ
92%
C.G. Jung
92%
Miyamoto Musashi
83%
Charles Manson
83%
Stephen Hawking
75%
Dante Alighieri
67%
Elvis Presley
58%
Mother Teresa
58%
Friedrich Nietzsche
58%
Sigmund Freud
58%
Steven Morrissey
50%
Adolf Hitler
50%
Hugh Hefner
42%
O.J. Simpson
33%
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