I Want a Punk Party!
I’m sick of these mamby, pamby, club parties with too cute for your hipsters bouncing around to the latest prog-rock. I say fuck this shit! This weekend I am scouting locations in the Burg to host the biggest, anarchy driven party this side of the water front. I’m talking about ripping the doors off an abandoned building, climbing through windows and generally appropriating that which is not our to throw a kick ass shin dig full loud, pounding music and plenty of alcohol to boot. With everyone seemingly on their way out of the city, I ask: Wouldn’t you like one glorious, hedonistic event that might epitomize all that you have experienced in your time here? If the answer is yes, I say join me on this wild adventure. Let’s, for at least once in our lives, create something worth while.