Hair Update!
I have chopped my hair off and dyed it black and red. It's definitely the funkiest I've ever gone with it (right before I go to Florida too, it's going to shock the shit out of my 'rents). It sweeps down towards my face with spiky tips and in the back I have managed to fluff it up so it looks very "Carol" as my hairdresser said (humorously I was able to follow his logic as only one bitch in the world does the hot fifties fluff like no other and that's the illustrious Channing for all you cultural ignoramuses out there). Overall I’m very happy with it, but sorry that I have to go away without taking to new do for a night out. Ah well, to be seen upon return-with lots of humorous anecdotes about familial reactions.