The I'm not gay empty seat

[lifeisapigsty]

I don't understand the guys who sit 2 seats apart when going to the movies because they don't want people to think they are gay. My friend does this, he always leaves an empty seat. It doesn't bother me, just makes me chuckle.

I figure the gay guys are not the ones sitting next to each other at the theater, its the ones that are giving each other blow jobs.