Sounds like a good idea.
I think I'm gonna move to Montevallo for a semester or two, get about a dozen tattoos while I'm there, makes sure I take pictures at the tattoo shop when I'm getting them done, post those pictures on myspace, move back down to Dothan because I can't accept responsibility, get house arrested and act like it's no big deal (because I'm a grown up), try meth a few times, completely deny and lie about that to people I say that I love, get hair extensions and then make fun of scene kids because I pretend I'm not one, then start dating a guy that is too good for me then completely fuck up his world and keep him from his best friends. Yep, sounds like a plan.
end sarcasm.
you're girlfriend is a hater.