I am the razor in the hands of God..

[lifeisabackfire]

Haven't updated in a while.
Haven't slept in quite some time.
Haven't had a thing to drink in 2 weeks.
So far I'm getting by.

Sloane and are once again at odds.
That is fine for now.
Sometimes I love that girl, than sometimes
she drives me crazy.

The fair was fun last night. I rode the Terminator
with Lauren and won a goldfish for my little
sister.

Went on my date with Jen tonight. I think it might
have set a record for lamest date with a side
of catostrophic ending.

I somehow convinced an entire lacrosse team
to hate me tonight. The coach on the other team
wouldn't even shake my hand. That's impressive.

I've found a new role model. Tucker Max.
He's brilliant, sophisticated, and much like me
pukes after a few drinks. I think I might drive to
North Carolina to meet him after graduation.

I'm out like a lightbulb.