[Drabble] Sex and Narcolepsy Do Not Good Bedfellows Make
I wrote this drabble quite awhile ago for the same Crack!Comment Fic Meme that the Ichimen Sex Ed drabbles came from. I meant to post this one here with them and completely forgot. However, the lovely nanyakanya finished up and posted another Ichimen Drabble and I suddenly remembered this thing's existence.
So, here it is! The title comes from nanyakanya, whose awesomeness I can never appropriately convey. 8| ♥
Title: Sex and Narcoplepsy Do Not Good Bedfellows Make
Genre: Crack/Ryo Torture
Characters/Pairing: Ryo/Shige
Rating: Erm... R? XD; I'm horrible at rating things. Rest assured it's not very sexy, despite the rating.
"Mmm... Shige," Ryo groaned as the soft sounds of flesh meeting flesh and heavy breathing filled the room. He arched his back as he pushed into his lover, his grip on the other's thighs tightening as shots of electricity jolted through his body. If he was this close, then he knew by proxy that Shige had to be close, too. Afterall, Nishikido Ryo's lovers always came first (literally).
He grunted and gave another push, mentally congratulating himself for his sexual prowess, as he tilted his head to look down at his lover through the dark.
"Shige... Shige, let me hear you," Ryo murmured, his breath catching as he gave another particularly hard push into the other, knowing that he had (as always) undoubtedly reduced his lover to a quivering mass of flesh incapable of speech. That didn't mean that Shige couldn't show his appreciation for Ryo's abilities without words, though, and Ryo expected as much from all his lovers.
Ryo watched Shige's mouth falling open and smirked to himself as he waited to hear the other's screams of ecstasy. He was already giving himself a figurative pat on the back when the sounds of their lovemaking were broken by a very distinct, very loud snore.
Ryo froze, his brows furrowing as another snore followed and he tried to make sense of it all.
People did not fall asleep while they were having sex with Nishikido Ryo. Especially not people who were boring and had stupid hair and were damn lucky that they were being granted the priviledge of sleeping with said super star and sexual demon.
And yet, here he was, buried balls deep inside a bandmate who was most definitely snoring and, now that he looked closer, drooling on his pillow, despite the obvious honor that he was being granted.
Ryo made a sound of indignation (which was not anything like a girly shriek, mind you) and climbed off the other, his pride thoroughly wounded. He reached for his pillow and smacked Shige across the head, hard.
Shige snorted and rolled over, murmuring in his sleep. "...no, mom, I want pancakes for breakfast."
Ryo scowled, smacking Shige again for good measure before he reached over and shoved the other out of the bed and onto the floor, all the while muttering to himself about how sorry Shige was going to be when he missed out on any future Nishikido loving. He pulled the covers up and around himself as he slumped back against the headboard and pouted as he thought up a variety of painful ways to kill Shige without making too much of a mess.
Shige's head popped up over the edge of the bed a second later, his hair sticking up at odd angles as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. "... eh? What's going on?"
Ryo glowered at him and threw the pillow at his head, gleaning a little satisfaction from the pained grunt that Shige gave. As tempting as murder was at the moment, he didn't want to put up with the fuss that Koyama would make if Ryo hurt his precious Shige. He also doubted it would be a wise career move (although part of him suspected that it wouldn't hurt things with Kanjani at all). "If you value your life, I suggest you sleep on the couch tonight."
Shige blinked and nodded as he collected his pillow and stood, too used to Ryo's fits of temper to really stop and question why he was being kicked out of bed again. He paused as he got to the doorway and looked down at himself and then turned, his face confused. "Uh... why am I naked?"
Ryo just growled and threw another pillow at his head. Shige decided it was best not to ask questions and ran out into the living room, his pillow clutched in front of his face like a shield.
So, here it is! The title comes from nanyakanya, whose awesomeness I can never appropriately convey. 8| ♥
Title: Sex and Narcoplepsy Do Not Good Bedfellows Make
Genre: Crack/Ryo Torture
Characters/Pairing: Ryo/Shige
Rating: Erm... R? XD; I'm horrible at rating things. Rest assured it's not very sexy, despite the rating.
"Mmm... Shige," Ryo groaned as the soft sounds of flesh meeting flesh and heavy breathing filled the room. He arched his back as he pushed into his lover, his grip on the other's thighs tightening as shots of electricity jolted through his body. If he was this close, then he knew by proxy that Shige had to be close, too. Afterall, Nishikido Ryo's lovers always came first (literally).
He grunted and gave another push, mentally congratulating himself for his sexual prowess, as he tilted his head to look down at his lover through the dark.
"Shige... Shige, let me hear you," Ryo murmured, his breath catching as he gave another particularly hard push into the other, knowing that he had (as always) undoubtedly reduced his lover to a quivering mass of flesh incapable of speech. That didn't mean that Shige couldn't show his appreciation for Ryo's abilities without words, though, and Ryo expected as much from all his lovers.
Ryo watched Shige's mouth falling open and smirked to himself as he waited to hear the other's screams of ecstasy. He was already giving himself a figurative pat on the back when the sounds of their lovemaking were broken by a very distinct, very loud snore.
Ryo froze, his brows furrowing as another snore followed and he tried to make sense of it all.
People did not fall asleep while they were having sex with Nishikido Ryo. Especially not people who were boring and had stupid hair and were damn lucky that they were being granted the priviledge of sleeping with said super star and sexual demon.
And yet, here he was, buried balls deep inside a bandmate who was most definitely snoring and, now that he looked closer, drooling on his pillow, despite the obvious honor that he was being granted.
Ryo made a sound of indignation (which was not anything like a girly shriek, mind you) and climbed off the other, his pride thoroughly wounded. He reached for his pillow and smacked Shige across the head, hard.
Shige snorted and rolled over, murmuring in his sleep. "...no, mom, I want pancakes for breakfast."
Ryo scowled, smacking Shige again for good measure before he reached over and shoved the other out of the bed and onto the floor, all the while muttering to himself about how sorry Shige was going to be when he missed out on any future Nishikido loving. He pulled the covers up and around himself as he slumped back against the headboard and pouted as he thought up a variety of painful ways to kill Shige without making too much of a mess.
Shige's head popped up over the edge of the bed a second later, his hair sticking up at odd angles as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. "... eh? What's going on?"
Ryo glowered at him and threw the pillow at his head, gleaning a little satisfaction from the pained grunt that Shige gave. As tempting as murder was at the moment, he didn't want to put up with the fuss that Koyama would make if Ryo hurt his precious Shige. He also doubted it would be a wise career move (although part of him suspected that it wouldn't hurt things with Kanjani at all). "If you value your life, I suggest you sleep on the couch tonight."
Shige blinked and nodded as he collected his pillow and stood, too used to Ryo's fits of temper to really stop and question why he was being kicked out of bed again. He paused as he got to the doorway and looked down at himself and then turned, his face confused. "Uh... why am I naked?"
Ryo just growled and threw another pillow at his head. Shige decided it was best not to ask questions and ran out into the living room, his pillow clutched in front of his face like a shield.