Ideas and Theories - from carole's consciousness to you
Theory #1
Every time carole decides she wants to sing, audition setting or otherwise, it's always a disaster. therefore, a) carole should never be allowed to sing ever again. for any reason. whatsoever.
Theory #2
Carole is not a "triple threat" and should therefore a) stop auditioning for musicals. or b) work her ass off on singing and dancing and MAKE herself a triple threat. 1b) carole HAS worked her ass off singing and its gotten her NOWHERE.
Theory #3
Whenever carole gets her hopes up about a role, she gets the short end of the stick. therefore a) carole should just never audition for shows she knows and loves, b) carole should just try to go into every audition expecting to walk away with nothing. 1b) carole USED to be able to do that. why not now?! c) carole should never listen to other people when they say she'd be "perfect" for a role 1c) carole should never let such comments get her hopes up or go to her head again.
Theory #4
Theories 1 - 3 are partially or totally void because carole is simply on a bad audition streak at the moment.
Theory #5
When Carole actually preps for an audition, using a monologue she's used for a while, she gets nothing, but when carole finds a monologue and works it a WEEK before the audition, she gets a part; therefore a) carole should just never prep and settle for shit b) when carole feels like she's done well at an auditon, she's actually done badly 1b) when carole feels as if she's done badly she' susually done badly 2b) therefore, carole ALWAYS does badly at auditions
to be brief:
Carole went into the Peter Pan auditions really REALLY hoping for and wanting Peter. or a Lost Boy.
BUT
she's an ostrich (yeah. there is an ostrich. a kangaroo and a lion in neverland. to cover scene changes)
she swears she'll be over this by tomorrow.
Every time carole decides she wants to sing, audition setting or otherwise, it's always a disaster. therefore, a) carole should never be allowed to sing ever again. for any reason. whatsoever.
Theory #2
Carole is not a "triple threat" and should therefore a) stop auditioning for musicals. or b) work her ass off on singing and dancing and MAKE herself a triple threat. 1b) carole HAS worked her ass off singing and its gotten her NOWHERE.
Theory #3
Whenever carole gets her hopes up about a role, she gets the short end of the stick. therefore a) carole should just never audition for shows she knows and loves, b) carole should just try to go into every audition expecting to walk away with nothing. 1b) carole USED to be able to do that. why not now?! c) carole should never listen to other people when they say she'd be "perfect" for a role 1c) carole should never let such comments get her hopes up or go to her head again.
Theory #4
Theories 1 - 3 are partially or totally void because carole is simply on a bad audition streak at the moment.
Theory #5
When Carole actually preps for an audition, using a monologue she's used for a while, she gets nothing, but when carole finds a monologue and works it a WEEK before the audition, she gets a part; therefore a) carole should just never prep and settle for shit b) when carole feels like she's done well at an auditon, she's actually done badly 1b) when carole feels as if she's done badly she' susually done badly 2b) therefore, carole ALWAYS does badly at auditions
to be brief:
Carole went into the Peter Pan auditions really REALLY hoping for and wanting Peter. or a Lost Boy.
BUT
she's an ostrich (yeah. there is an ostrich. a kangaroo and a lion in neverland. to cover scene changes)
she swears she'll be over this by tomorrow.