Six-word Fics - Redux

[m31andy]

Okay, I've been meaning to post this for ages, but formatting got the better of me. You may remember a challenge set over a month ago to write a six word fic. It seemed to be quite inspiring (over 150 comments), but it's difficult reading each one when the threads are collapsed.

So I've collected them together and it makes for very interesting reading. Special mention has to go to jantalaimon for her prolific number of entries and even managing a song-fic in six words.

There's straight six-worders, cross-overs and sequels (and cross-overs with sequels). So grab a coffee and sit back and prepare to read over 100 fic. In less than 1,000 words.

*g*

antimorph

• Two out of three ain't bad.


• Gene never did understand Sam's coulrophobia.

bakubear

• Sam woke up. The Master didn't.

bunchoflemons

• " Where's Tyler? We need 'gay-boy science'!"

chaletian

• Sam wakes, his mobile beside him.


• Chris loves Sam. Ray's not happy.


• Gene loves his missus. Sam recovers.


• Tyler travels through time. Time wins.


• "I've got something to tell you."

dorsetgirl

• "Love you, Guv."
  "You too, Tyler".

explodedpen

• "Pint?"
  "No, tea."
  "..."
  "Sod off, Tyler."


• "Brakes are there for a reason!"

fallen_iceangel

• "Gene..."
  "Quiet."
  "Gene!"
  "What!...Oh, Bugger."

fanfic_whore

• "Chris Duck!"
  "What?"
  "Duck!"
  "Why?"
  ...
  "Ow."


• The Cortina sped off. Then crashed.


• "Oh God Gene...yes just there!"

felicie4

• And then Sam's drugs wore off.

galacticowl

• Annie saw Sam reappear, through tears.


• Gene holds the door. Ray stops.


• "Where is Sam now, Guv?"
  "Who?"

hambelandjemima

• "Don't point that at me, Guv."


• Sam Tyler. Couldn't cope with 2006.


• Sam went mad.
  Gene didn't notice.

hils

• "I'm back. What now, Guv?"
  "Pub."

iko

• Sam's kiss was interrupted. He awoke.

irenak

• Dear Mum,
  It's alright.
  Love,
  Sam

izzles

• "Your turn, Clown," the girl smiled.

jantalaimon

• "STOP! You're surrounded by drunk bastards!"


• "I won't hurt you...too much."


• "Music to my ears," Phyllis purred.


• "No, no! Clown porn is BAD!"


• "I'll show you my sonic screwdriver."


• Utterly bereft, he gripped St. Christopher.


• "Who put sugar in my tank?"


• "Staggeringly brilliant deduction."
  "No, just staggering."


• Sam wakes up. In Frank's bed.


• "Who are you?"
  "I'm the Doctor!"


• "Shave your tache, Ray, it tickles!"


• Chris fell. Again.
  Poor clumsy git.


• "Get ON YOUR KNEES, DI Tyler!"


• Dorothy's last fling didn't mean anything.

kirsteena

• "Why don't you believe me, Sam?"


• Gene, sipping his whisky, smiled knowingly.


• "Thatcher. Gun"
  "You'll change history!"
  "So?"

liquorishflame

• Phyllis knew where Nelson's best was.


• 'Gimmie another pint Gene!' sobbed Annie.


• She got found out this time.

liveforforever

• "You're home, Sam."
  "No. I'm not."


• "See you tomorrow, Sam"
  "Goodbye, Mum"


• "The future? ... Nah. I'm over it."

m31andy

• "Guv, Sam's insane."
  "I know, Annie."


• Alice in chains: Bubbles has whip…


• Rocks fall.
  Everyone dies.
  Sam mourns.


• Sam wakes up. Consultant Frank Morgan?!?!


• Sam gets married.
  Sam wakes up.

missscarlett

• Phyllis knew the truth about Gene.


• The white coats took Sam away.

ms_treesap

• Loved life. Loved Annie. Loved Gene.


• Sam jumps. Wakes. Still on roof.


• Leather jacket.
  Camel coat.
  On top.


• And your love..'
  'Stopped Sam jumping.'


• The test card girl loved Chris.

randysugardandy

• Bowie albums make for weird comas


• Gene punched Morgan
  "Sammy's mine, bitch".

qthewetsprocket

• "Lubrication is for sissies, DI Tyler."

skyward_bound

• The hallucinations didnt stop. Beep. Beep.

slurpy316

• you big fairy'.
  'you love it'.

sophiedb

• "Quattro? Sounds like a bloody pizza."

space_oddity_75

• 2007 sucks. I'm going back home.

sytaxia

• Shit, the fangirls are after us.

totallywow

• "I love you"
  "I know, Guv."

vicfarmer

• Remember god is in the details.


• Sam, will you be my friend?


• robbery committed, cortina chasing, criminals caught.


• Litton smirking, leaving with black eye

xfakesoundx

• Light flashed and he was home'.

Straight Cross-Overs

Back to the Future/Life on Mars

• "The power of love," Sam breathed.
  By jantalaimon

Doctor Who/Life on Mars

• Sam's not in 1973 any more.
  By chaletian


• Sam hated red. Harry loved it.
  By darthfi


• Test Card Girl plays the drums.
  By firestorm172001


• Sam's new nightmare. What's a Toclafane?
  By firestorm172001


• Don't open that fob watch, Sam!
  By firestorm172001


• Sam hated Harry. Harry loved Sam.
  By jantalaimon


• "I've just the ring for you."
  By jantalaimon


• Red dress. "Lucy?"
  ...
  Clown? "Argh! No!!!"
  By m31andy


• Lucy had always been after him.
  By sytaxia


• Lucy Saxon had always been frightening.
  By sytaxia

Hot Fuzz/Life on Mars

• "Nicholas Angel, what're you doin' here?"
  By jantalaimon

Quantum Leap/Life on Mars

• Ruth slept. Beckett Leaped. Tyler froze.
  By m31andy

Silent Hill/Life on Mars

• "I refuse to wear this bunny suit."
  By jantalaimon

Sequels

• The answer came. He would jump.
  By duckyone


• Sam was wrong. What a shame.
  By ghetto_lonetto

• Sam.
  Gene.
  Have sex.
  Missus watches.
  By ms_treesap


• Missus takes photos.
  Sells to Ray.
  By hambelandjemima


• Ray pins to noticeboard.
  Rathbone chokes.
  By fanfic_whore

• Sam jumped.
  Gene left his wife.
  By hambelandjemima


• The happy ending?
  Not particularly.
  No.
  By m31andy


• Happy for Sam.
  Not the missus.
  By hambelandjemima


• Missus marries the milkman.
  All happy.
  By fanfic_whore

• Gene let himself think: ANNIE.
  By galacticowl


• "Why'd you call me Annie, Guv?"
  By sytaxia

• Sam screamed inside the test card.
  By qthewetsprocket


• The clown was on his bed.
  By qthewetsprocket

• Come 'ere, Gladys, giz a snog.
  By bistokids


• Brace yourself, Dorothy, this might smart.
  By bistokids

Cross-overs with Sequels

Doctor Who/Life on Mars

• Sam tells Gene, "Use my name."
  By firestorm172001


• Gene says, "Call me Doctor, then."
  By irenak

• Where's Sam's TARDIS? Stupid chameleon circuit!
  By firestorm172001


• Memo to self: Cortina is TARDIS.
  By m31andy

Back to the Future/Life on Mars

• "Will the Cortina even do 88MPH?"
  By jantalaimon


• "Only with a flux capacitor installed."
  By irenak

Life on Mars/Twin Peaks

• Sunday roast with trimmings. Where's Annie?
  By m31andy


• "Where's Annie?" Dale Cooper grinned maniacally.
  By jantalaimon