Drabble: Stay Out Of Camberwick Green!
Title: Stay Out Of Camberwick Green!
Author:rosiedlotrfan
Rating: Green Cortina (fighting)
Words: 100
Notes: Inspired by 02x05
Whenever Sam got what Gene thought of as his Camberwick Green face on, he found it best to back off from getting physical - unless he was so enraged that he didn't give a damn. On such occasions the fight had to be broken up, preferably before any permanent damage was done to inanimate objects or live bodies. This was best done by Phyllis, who could be loud and aggressive enough to get through to them but was safe from harm because Gene wouldn't hit a woman and Sam wouldn't hit anyone who wasn't Gene (and occasionally Ray or Litton).