Fic, Naming of Parts, Blue Cortina, by DorsetGirl
Title: Naming of Parts
Author: DorsetGirl
Fandom: Life on Mars
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters or their universe. BBC/Kudos do. I’m not making any money out of this.
Rating: Blue Cortina
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Word Count: 100
Summary: Terminology changes over the years, but the function remains the same
A/N: Be it known that this is Loz’s fault. In the comments to this post, a desultory discussion arose concerning terms for “throbbing manhood”, and Loz issued a challenge, which I have been studiously ignoring but has now got the better of me.
Naming of Parts
“So what did she call it again, this bird of yours?”
“Willy, Guv.”
“Willy? Why not Tommy? or Johnny? Well, OK, obviously not Johnny, but...”
“Look, are you going to talk all night? Because I thought that was my end of the gratuitous character type-casting?”
“Bloody hell, Tyler, got any more syllables up your arse? Shall I have a look?”
“Er, no Gene, eyeballs are not recommended. Fingers, yes; tongues, yes. Large, interestingly textured dildos - definitely.”
“If it’s all the same to you, Sammy, I think I’ll try with my willy. See if it still works with its new name.”
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