Fic: 5 Times Shaun Wished Sam Spoke Sheep, white cortina, dakfinv

[dakfinv]

Title: Five Times Shaun Wished Sam Spoke Sheep
Author: dak
Word Count: 1249 words
Rating: the fluffiest of white cortinas
A/N: Will only make sense if you've read Sam and the Sheep and Chopped. For

Comments

[dorsetgirl]

Missus, you are completely bloody barking. And I just took the time to read this twice, and log on specially just so I could comment, so we won't discuss where that puts me, exactly.

I just did myself several injuries not laughing out loud, but to be honest this is just beyond funny and into, I don't know, heart-warming or something.

Even though it says even more about my sanity than it does about yours, I love this. And the men in the white coats are coming for norfolkdumpling right about now.

[dorsetgirl]

Oh, and Sam is a sheep with Gene as his sheepdog? I just adore that beyond all words, although given that someone normally pulls a sheepdog's strings I think perhaps Gene is Sam's shepherd. Blimey, getting deep now, I'd better stop!

[norfolkdumpling]

If you make them men in camel coats I promise to go quietly...

[dorsetgirl]

I'm still hoping they're coming for me...

[walkerbaby]

I love #6. Shaun's gonna lay the law down with Gene about taking care of his pet Sam. And I like the bit with Sam shearing himself. That's great.

[dakfinv]

Thank you! You don't wanna mess with Shaun. He's very protective of his Sammy.

[ac_123]

XD *dies*

This was FUNNY!!!!! I wanna quote, but that would be a little repetitive, cause that would just be copying and pasting the entire thing.

#s 1, 2, 4, 6, and the last paragraph in number 5 are the best and definitely the funniest.

[dakfinv]

Thank you! Sometimes I do write things where no one cries. Usually, after hell freezes over. :)

[tearful_eye]

And now Sammy’s all muddy. Poor thing. Dude, Gene? You and me? We’re gonna have words.

awwww... ♥ *cuddles fic close*
i just read all three of your sheep!fic & they're just wonderful. there can never be enough fluff in the world :D i adore shaun & your writing & just - aww...

think i loved the first one the most, cause if sheep could talk, i'm pretty sure that's exactly what they would say, *g* "...Uhm, who are you? What are you doing? What’s that for? Are you gonna eat that? Can I eat that? What are you...holy crap! Are you taking off your fur?"

[dakfinv]

Thank you so much!

I don't write much fluff, but when I do, I take the term very literally. ;)

So glad you enjoyed!

[gritsinmisery]

Yays! for sheep!fic. I am glad that unlike dorsetgirl, I didn't have to stifle my laughter. That looks painful there, D.

[dorsetgirl]

Certainly was; my kids think I'm nuts anyway, but a sheep trying to talk to Sam might just get them on the phone to Social Services.

[dakfinv]

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :) And could laugh out loud if you needed to.