Sister Sammy by DrayceVixen. Brown Cortina.

[draycevixen]

Title: Sister Sammy
Author: Drayce
Characters: Sam/Gene
Rating: Brown Cortina
Warnings: PWALP. Plot detectable with aid of an electron microscope.
Word Count: 2991.
Notes: For m31andy, who asked for the following: Well, we've had "Annie in a nun's habit is more than Gene can stand" and "Ray in a nun's habit is more than someone (NOT Chris) can stand"...

Comments

[halotolerant]

*adores*
I love the way its cracky but plausible, and funny but sweet and HOT but oh-so-hot. It shouldn't work but it DOES, so well, and that is your own special brand of genius, right there.

It’s a habit Guv.”

“You like it that much?”

*rolls on floor with helpless glee*

And, bizarrely, it's so very *them*, the way they negotiate power by taking turns at trying to take over, the way they say nothing and mean everything, the way they trust each other...Lovely
♥

[draycevixen]

*blushes like Gene's arse*

I had to get at least one bad habit joke in there and I knew Gene was the bloke to go for it...

I'm sat here grinning like a complete idiot right now. Thank you for the lovely compliments ♥

[jantalaimon]

♥

YOU, my dear, are a habitual offender.

*coughs*

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.

[draycevixen]

Guilty as charged Madam.

Thanks for reading! ♥

[oxymoronic]

“So the plan is sleep, eat, shag, then what?”

Why would you need anything else?

Lovely ficcie. :)

[draycevixen]

Well this is Sam, he has to have a plan! :D

Thank you for reading!

[mikes_grrl]

OMG I adore you. You know that, right? Right. Because I do. I have no idea why you were so shy about this, it is PORNTASTIC!!!!!!!!

[insert heavy breathing here]

I never ever thought I could get turned on by the idea of Sam in a nun's habit. Well just line me up with Gene, then. Oh lordy.

This is actually really good. Get over it. You ROCK!

[draycevixen]

I'm more turned on by the image of Sam in just the stockings and the St. Christopher I suppose I could understand how certain *cough* perverted people might find Sam in a habit to be a turn on *whistles*

♥ You're very good for my morale! Morale you'll note, not morals. *looks innocent*

[mikes_grrl]

I am TOTALLY good for your morals.

Really.

Now I wander off to LoM "AU Land" where Gene is a priest in 1973 Manchester and is suddenly weighted down with the baggage of his new deacon-almost-priest from that corrupt and vile parish "Hyde". Chris is a former choir boy; Ray is the 'resident' lay deacon and Annie is the church secretary.

*Will NOT write....will NOT write....*

[draycevixen]

Hah you're too easy Mikey! I don't even need to break out the pokey stick! :D

[lozenger8]

Gene grinned up at Sam around his cock and bit down lightly

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. That'll teach him. (And you winced at me with my lack of lube that time! :p)

“Fuck me Sammy for I have sinned.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. WIN.

I love how you did, actually, give this some plot, so that it was explained. That's just marvellous. And, really, the kinkiness makes perfect sense in this situation.

But, ultimately, I love you unreasonably for the last line. Yay!

[draycevixen]

Bit down lightly is not necessarily an "owie." Some men like the implied threat... or so I'm told *whistles* actually, I believe I was the one that pointed out that the absence of lube was further evidence that the sex wasn't really "assault" else under those conditions Gene would have shredded Sammy if it were

I'm glad it amused you. Can you hear the power ballard? :D

[lozenger8]

It's completely believable in the situation, but we might have different definitions of 'bit' and 'lightly' :p Yes, you did, thank you for that.

Power ballad? Is there one about hard habits to break, or can I happily assume it's Whitesnake's "Is This Love"?

[draycevixen]

When the lovely Janni found out what I was writing she posted this to my LJ:

Chicago's Hard Habit to Break.