How *insert character of your choice here* Lost His/Her Virginity. Various. Brown Cortinas

[hambelandjemima]

Author: Hambel/

Comments

[saintvic]

There are some very evil choices there but I lovehow you have written them all and not be beaten down by the evil requestors.

Tufty - this had a wonderful feeling of being the adult version of a childrens story

Sukey - felt sorry for her here but like how you have shown her state of mind

the guv - all I can say is this was beautiful and evocative

oswald - interesting take on this evil request (I won't tell you where my mind went when I saw oswald on the list *worries about self*)

vic - like the uncertainty he shows and then the end line is very prophetic

chris - spiderman *grins happily*

ray - and this was my favourite and I am intrigued as to the only one had surpassed him since which I am choosing to interpret as either Chris or Gene.

: )

[duckyone]

There are some very evil choices there but I lovehow you have written them all and not be beaten down by the evil requestors.

evil genius requestors

[hambelandjemima]

Yes, we all know who they are ;)

[saintvic]

Ah yes I wonder who those mad evil genius' are.

[draycevixen]

Speak for yourself Evil Ducky! I only ever use my pokey stick powers for good!

[hambelandjemima]

I was very nearly beaten by Oswald... ooo-err, missus. (Where did your mind go, btw? Was it better than where mine went?) But I was determined to finish them all and prove I could rise to a challenge as the rent boy said to the copper.

I'm pleased Ray was your favourite. That story actually fits in as a backstory to Ray's character in a fic that I keep hauling out of my WIP folder, jotting down a paragraph or two, then putting it away again. I'll get it done one day *sigh*

the only one had surpassed him since - it could be either ;)

Thanks Vic ♥

[saintvic]

Where did your mind go, btw? Was it better than where mine went?

I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it could get me, and Oswald, arrested. And possibly freak a lot of people out, lets just say his job was appropriate. Yep I may have problems.

backstory to Ray's character in a fic and it could be either

You are a dreadful tease you know. I now really really want to see that fic.

*looks pathetically hopeful*

[hambelandjemima]

lets just say his job was appropriate.
*is speechless*
*has no speech*

I now really really want to see that fic.
Sorry for teasing. I really really want to finish it. But I keep getting distracted...

[saintvic]

Well you don't appear to be running away from me after the oswald statement. *smiles nervously*

And stop getting distracted right now. Okay that never helps does it, I'll just wait patiently instead.

[time_testudinem]

Yeah, my mind went there too. I really wish it hadn't.

[hambelandjemima]

Obviously there are still depths of depravity to which I will not go.

*sigh* It's only a matter of time...

[saintvic]

Oh thank god it wasn't just me. I feel slightly more reassured now - although I suspect everyone else should be worried.

[draycevixen]

Vic! For shame! Nothing like that occured to me when I challenged Hambel with Oswald. Nuh huh! *whistles*

[saintvic]

I blame your evil corrupting powers. I was completely innocent before I met y'all.

*joins in with a jaunty whistle*

[draycevixen]

I've been whistling Ave Maria all day... *looks innocent*

[hambelandjemima]

I've been whistling Ave Maria all day...
As well as spying on colleagues to see what they're doing with hard hats...

*whistles 'she'll be coming round the mountain'*