A tale of one city
A gentle breeze was flowing thorough my hair, but I soon realized that it wasn't a breeze, yet the girl in front of my had farted, and rather hard if I might add.
I shook my head and covered my nose as I stepped onto the platform to wait for the outbound T train to downtown crossing.
While I waited, I took a look at my surroundings, all pathetic and disgusting creatures these humans are. Half of them were picking their ass' or blowing their nose into their T shirt. One guy was smelling the bottom of his shoe and making surprised expresions at whatever smell he had smelt.
And here's my favorite, in one corner was a bum playing a guiter and singing into a mic. (If these people are homeless, how do they afford all of this equipment?) Although disgusted once again, I stopped and listened to his song, it went like this...
The Jet Li Song
Jet li was a brave ol dude
He's never lost a fight
A pony tale and those chinc blue eyes
He's got that X-Ray sight!
He punched a hole through an alligator
And stole his best friends girl
And next he lassoed and elevator
And used it to take over the world!
By this point the train came, but i'm sure the words he sung were ones of truth.
The train came to a stop but I had already decided that I couldn't sit amongst the desease known as man, so I jumpped on top of the train and rode it like it was a whale, although I'm still not sure how one would ride a whale.
About ten minuets into the journey the pokemon theme song started playing in my head, and it made me want to mess with people. So at certin points during the ride I would lean over the sides of the train and make boogely faces in the windows, but just long enough to scare them , then I would pop back to the top of the train. A got one women so good that she shit all over the walls and everyone in her car...I mean, it was spraying everywhere!!!
Anyway, enough about that, it was rather nasty. I ended up passing the rest of the time by peeing on the third railand converting the electric current running through my body into a source of energy to power my brain, then I shot the electricity back out of my eyeballs and destroyed homes and small children with it.
Finally the trip was over, I had made it to my destination. I stepped off the top of the train and went obove ground. Imeadeatly, everyone started to stare at me...maybe it was because I was wearing my trademark stovepipe hat and basketball jersey outfit.
Anyway, my mission was simple...to meet president Taft in the underground base and take control of the rouge satilite!
To be continued....
I shook my head and covered my nose as I stepped onto the platform to wait for the outbound T train to downtown crossing.
While I waited, I took a look at my surroundings, all pathetic and disgusting creatures these humans are. Half of them were picking their ass' or blowing their nose into their T shirt. One guy was smelling the bottom of his shoe and making surprised expresions at whatever smell he had smelt.
And here's my favorite, in one corner was a bum playing a guiter and singing into a mic. (If these people are homeless, how do they afford all of this equipment?) Although disgusted once again, I stopped and listened to his song, it went like this...
The Jet Li Song
Jet li was a brave ol dude
He's never lost a fight
A pony tale and those chinc blue eyes
He's got that X-Ray sight!
He punched a hole through an alligator
And stole his best friends girl
And next he lassoed and elevator
And used it to take over the world!
By this point the train came, but i'm sure the words he sung were ones of truth.
The train came to a stop but I had already decided that I couldn't sit amongst the desease known as man, so I jumpped on top of the train and rode it like it was a whale, although I'm still not sure how one would ride a whale.
About ten minuets into the journey the pokemon theme song started playing in my head, and it made me want to mess with people. So at certin points during the ride I would lean over the sides of the train and make boogely faces in the windows, but just long enough to scare them , then I would pop back to the top of the train. A got one women so good that she shit all over the walls and everyone in her car...I mean, it was spraying everywhere!!!
Anyway, enough about that, it was rather nasty. I ended up passing the rest of the time by peeing on the third railand converting the electric current running through my body into a source of energy to power my brain, then I shot the electricity back out of my eyeballs and destroyed homes and small children with it.
Finally the trip was over, I had made it to my destination. I stepped off the top of the train and went obove ground. Imeadeatly, everyone started to stare at me...maybe it was because I was wearing my trademark stovepipe hat and basketball jersey outfit.
Anyway, my mission was simple...to meet president Taft in the underground base and take control of the rouge satilite!
To be continued....