Jan 20, 2006 09:15
Cheshire Cat: (singing)‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe.
Alice: Now where in the world do you suppose that...
Cheshire Cat: Uh... loose something?
Alice: Oh! Hehe, Oh uhh... I- I was... no, no, I- I- I- I mean, I uhh... I was just wondering...
Cheshire Cat: Oh uhh, that’s quite all right! Oh, hrmm, one moment please... Oh! Second chorus... ‘Twas brilllig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe...
Alice: Why, why you’re a cat!
Cheshire Cat: A Cheshire Cat. All mimsy were the borogoves...
Alice: Oh, wait! Don’t go, please!
Cheshire Cat: Very well. Third chorus...
Alice: Oh no no no... thank you, but- but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go.
Cheshire Cat: Well, that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Oh, it really doesn’t matter, as long as I c...
Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn’t matter which way you go! Ah-hmm... and the momeraths outgrabe... Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way?
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The white rabbit!
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn’t you just say... I mean... oh dear!
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Alice: Oh!
Cheshire Cat: However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter.
Alice: The Mad Hatter? Uh... no, no, I do- I do...
Cheshire Cat: Or, there’s the March Hare. In that direction.
Alice: Oh, thank you. I- I think I shall visit him.
Cheshire Cat: Of course, he’s mad too.
Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can’t help that. Almost everyone is mad here. Ha... ha ha ha ha ha! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.... hahaha... and the momeraths outgrabe...
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