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Ok so everything was going well in the city of Ithaca. My roommate and housemate, Alex and Edward respectively, were headed home from Teagle[which is the gym]. We all felt pretty good as this was the second day in a row in which we all worked out, and were high on life. We hopped into Alex's Ford Windstar and I call shotgun. I think to myself, this will be a 2 minute drive through a college campus where the avg speed limit is 15 mph, so I dont put my seatbelt on. As we're approaching an intersection, there is a Cornell Police car perpendicular to us. After I laughed at Alex earlier for letting someone go at an intersection when it was his right of way, he decides to go first, instead of the cop. It was all legal, we got there slightly before he did, but it could have gone either way. Anyway, as we continue, we make a right turn and as we approach a bus stop, Alex pulls over. I figure, he sees a friend on the street and is going to offer a ride. Instead, I see sirens. Alex didn't bring his drivers license, has an expired registration, AND a broken tail light. I, as I said, didn't have my seatbelt on. A long story short, the cop explains that Ithaca takes seatbelts VERY seriously and I am being issued a ticket valued anywhere between 35-100 dollars. I will only find out the amount AFTER I plead guilty to the offense. Alex however, gets a WARNING for all three of his offenses. Granted, I'm glad he didn't get a ticket, since he was probably pulled over on account of me. But really, 3 offenses, no dough, 1 offense, for the first time, 35-100 dollars. What's the difference between me and Alex? Alex is WHITE. WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE. So I the sand-nigger gets the ticket, and the whiteboy gets of scott free. Such is life.
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