Monty Python

[life_of_kylie]

Mrs. Conclusion : Hullo, Mrs. Premise.
Mrs. Premise : Hullo, Mrs Conclusion.

Conclusion: Busy Day?

Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

Conclusion: *Four hours* to bury a cat?

Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.

Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?

Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going on holiday we wanted on the safe side.

Genius, absolute genius....