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Sep 15, 2005 00:47

Does anyone have the font Humanst521 CN BT (bold and regular) on their computer? I really need it and I can't find it anywhere. Please check! And I have a mac, I don't know if that makes a difference. Thank you.

And now, it's storytime.

So..in my lit class today we were talking about the appropriateness of metaphor in really serious situations. There is this Pablo Neruda poem thats goes "through the streets the blood of the children flowed like the blood of children." My professor wrote this on the board, leaving the last part out (so, through the streets the blood of the children flowed like _________) and asking us to "fill in the metaphor." One person said "like water in a faucet," another said "rain," and yet another said "the chocolate stream in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Okay. So then this one kid said...I swear to you, he raises his hand and says THE JUICE FROM AN AROUSED VAGINA.

And my professor actually wrote it on the board.

I will leave you with that.
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