just sum really cute e-mails :)
You might be best friends one year,
pretty good friends the next year,
don't talk that often the next year,
and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to let you know that
you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,
I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
Send this to friends,
no matter how often you talk,
or how close you are,
and send it to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,
and tell new friends you never will.
**********
I hope u all read this one- very sad n itz my fav. e-mail ive eva gotten!
Just 4 this morning, I'm goin to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like cryin.
Just 4 this morning, I'll let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just 4 this morning, I'm going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play.
Just 4 this morning, I'll leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles..
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by.
Just 4 this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.
Just 4 this ev ening, I'll hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.
Just 4 this evening, I'll let you splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just 4 this evening, I'll let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.
Just 4 this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows.
Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.
I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't
handle it anymore.
And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day......
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When u're born u're pink,
When u grow up u're white,
When u're sick, u're green,
When u go in the sun u turn red,
When u're cold u turn blue,
And when u die u turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
How smart are you?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends
A woman gets on a city bus early one morning on her way to work. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about. The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next,
she asked if the bus was! going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown.Then, she a sked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark..." The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?" The driver continued, "She replied, 'Oh shit,I'm on the wrong bus!'"
alrity well i hope i helped if @ all u were bored this weekend.... haha im out PEACE
-EZ
pretty good friends the next year,
don't talk that often the next year,
and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to let you know that
you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,
I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
Send this to friends,
no matter how often you talk,
or how close you are,
and send it to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,
and tell new friends you never will.
**********
I hope u all read this one- very sad n itz my fav. e-mail ive eva gotten!
Just 4 this morning, I'm goin to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like cryin.
Just 4 this morning, I'll let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just 4 this morning, I'm going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play.
Just 4 this morning, I'll leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles..
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by.
Just 4 this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
Just 4 this afternoon, I'll take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.
Just 4 this ev ening, I'll hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.
Just 4 this evening, I'll let you splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just 4 this evening, I'll let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.
Just 4 this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows.
Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.
I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't
handle it anymore.
And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day......
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When u're born u're pink,
When u grow up u're white,
When u're sick, u're green,
When u go in the sun u turn red,
When u're cold u turn blue,
And when u die u turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
How smart are you?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends
A woman gets on a city bus early one morning on her way to work. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about. The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next,
she asked if the bus was! going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown.Then, she a sked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark..." The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?" The driver continued, "She replied, 'Oh shit,I'm on the wrong bus!'"
alrity well i hope i helped if @ all u were bored this weekend.... haha im out PEACE
-EZ