Dont ask. Just enjoy.
There is this guy I know. I do not like him very much. Because of this, I present to you...
I HATE THIS GUY!
Every day I see this guy, he sings a little line from a song. He then stops. Because this is all he knows. Meanwhile, I scream on the inside like a dying baboon.
He is also one of those guys who thinks he is part of every conversation in a 5 mile radius.
"Bitch" is his favorite word, assuming from how often he uses it to combat others in conversation, such as "Thats what your MOM said, BITCH!"
No, that is not what my mom said. My mom said "What do you mean say something funny for my journal? Something funny, or ask you to wash the dishes?" That guy looks like he has egg all over his face, huh!? .... Yes. Yes he does.
I wish he would drink some sort of potion that turns people into large, swollen grapes. Because then I could make juice out of him. I am of course referencing that old adage, "Bother me once, and Ill wish you were a grape."
This guy's name is James, and thank god I only have to deal with him 1 more week.
--Sam