No, mum, just NO.

[life_is_myphone]

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[life_is_dramah]

You're fucked, Robin.

[life_is_myphone]

SHUT UP!!

[life_is_myphone]

God, why would you even say that?!

[life_is_dramah]

Because its a right of passage when BOTH your parents finally embarrass you.

[life_is_myphone]

...

It doesn't count when one of the parents is in epic advantage over the other more normal ones.

[life_is_dramah]

The great thing about that statement is that I'm now in a position where I can rightfully ask you which one?

[life_is_myphone]

Shut up. You ruined mum. It must have been some sort of thing you pushed into her brain and now it's hatched and making her act all ridiculous like this.

[life_is_dramah]

Maybe she's having a midlife crisis and next she'll dump that stupid boyfriend of hers and get a toyboy. Or girl.

[life_is_myphone]

Okay, I'm right over with you about dumping the stupid boyfriend.

But NO toyboys. Or girls! Jesus, Dad!

[life_is_dramah]

She can do so much better than him.

What? Your mother's not allowed to have fun?

[life_is_myphone]

That I totes agree with. It's like, she keeps on finding these awfull guys, and then getting one worse than the oe before.

That's not fun, that's dating someone that's more suited for like, me.

[life_is_dramah]

She's trying to make up for her mistake, but she'll never find anyone else like your dad.

You should go back and live with your mother for a bit so you can nag her about ages and I can bring home who I like.

[life_is_myphone]

Maybe you and mum should start talking again? Seems like you're back on the same age mentality level.

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm ruining your career as a pedophile, dad.

[life_is_dramah]

Maybe we should. Do you want us to get back together?

You'll ruin my career if you keep saying things like that!

[life_is_myphone]

... Breakfasts would be less awkward.

What career?

[life_is_dramah]

... Okay.

ANY CAREER!