Sunnydale, Thursday Afternoon

[life_inshadow]

Somewhere that wasn't quite Sunnydale, a group of monks were meeting and plotting. They'd decided the best way to conceal the key was to give it human form, and they were almost done exploring the powerful magics they'd need to create a person -- a girl -- out of pure energy. A few more weeks, and the key would be walking, eating cereal, and

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[abitlowkey]

Loki sent back a picture of a supremely annoyed magpie in response to that.

Hello, Miss Kitty Fantastico! A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[life_inshadow]

Tara showed the photo to Miss Kitty Fantastico, who made an inquisitive mrring at the screen.

She is charmed, Tara returned anyhow. Nice to see Ikol. How are you?

[abitlowkey]

We are living in bouncy castles at the present. :(

[life_inshadow]

is that even legal?

Like that had ever mattered in Fandom.

[abitlowkey]

Very illegal.

Oh, like he knew.

Rescue us, Kitty Fantastico!

[life_inshadow]

She says she would if she could fly, Tara answered. Stupid me, buying a non-superpowered cat.

[abitlowkey]

Such a thing exists? The internet has lied to me!

Seriously, you guys. You were a witch and a god. A little decorum here.

[life_inshadow]

On the west coast they do, Tara offered, smiling at her phone. Maybe it's not an east coast thing?

Decorum was apparently not in the cards.

[abitlowkey]

You have chosen a terrible land to move to.

And he didn't even know about the hellmouth!

[life_inshadow]

Yeah, but it has cute girls in it.

And yes, that would be a picture of Willow that Tara announced. Because she was a cheeseball.

[abitlowkey]

Is she nice? Shall I threaten her upon your behalf?

[life_inshadow]

She is very nice, Tara typed back, but .... maybe wouldn't like being threatened by a god?

Just putting that out there, Loki.

[abitlowkey]

But, but, but!

What about a tiny threat?

[life_inshadow]

Like, breaking her nail or getting a C? Tara asked. OK. One teensy threat.

[abitlowkey]

Just so she is aware the consequences!

Really, everyone should be glad he wasn't talking about bringing Thor to go visit her.

[life_inshadow]

Maybe Thor could hang out with Anya's ex. It would be an epic battle of the hammers.

Damn straight. You don't mess with a fandom graduate.

And now Tara had the giggles again.