+ drywall nightmare 51 +

[life_in_stereo_]

Busy weekend. Took care of some stuff yesterday and then sorta put things away in my room later. Still have stacks of my law books kickin’ around my bed, and those’re just an accident waitin’ to happen. Already tripped up on the big crim textbooks I left near the door, but I don’t really know what to do with them. All the utopian/dystopian

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[dramabunny]

...What did you tell your father about the ducks?

[life_in_stereo_]

I didn't tell him anything about ducks, Rukia. You know how he gets.

[dramabunny]

He just arrived at ducks? How does a person just arrive at ducks? How would that come up in conversation?

[life_in_stereo_]

Probably another one of his bad metaphors I don't really remem--why're you so upset?

[dramabunny]

It is slightly unsettling to imagine people being told about an incident that I barely recall. Particularly given that all you have told me relates to what the word rhymes with.

I am trying to think of any possible waterfowl metaphor.

[life_in_stereo_]

I think he was talkin' about how all his little ducklings were growin' up, Rukia.

Get real.

[dramabunny]

Oh. You were the duckling. I see.

[life_in_stereo_]

But I mean, wow, really hard to separate "duck" from "fuck" in my mind lately. You can see why I thought of you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[dramabunny]

....

I'm sure you're aware that I could ensure that it is a very long time before you have cause to associate the word... the latter word with me.

[life_in_stereo_]

You know--like "fuck my LIFE" or "what the fuck, Rukia!"

[dramabunny]

Or "Fuck, I didn't know Ichigo's voice could get that high."

[life_in_stereo_]

Or "Wow, I'm gonna hang you out the fuckin' window."

[dramabunny]

I am not arguing with you over creative uses for obscenities, particularly when they don't pain you in the least. Perhaps I should just take to calling you 'my little duckling' instead.

[life_in_stereo_]

Go for it. See what happens.

I will fuckstart your head.

[dramabunny]

You don't even know what that means, you just heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool.

[life_in_stereo_]

1. fuckstart

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.

If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!

...

Okay. So look. Look. You just can't think of any good comebacks to that.