I put that battery in his back, I'm the reason he moves like that, that's my muffuckin toy soldier

[life_goeson]

I've determined now that I'm going to have Rob be my apprentice. I'm going to teach him how to be the second me. We'll see how that goes. I think it'd be totally badass. Hell, he could EASILY surpass me. Hmm.

Oh yeah, minor setback on my plans to dual wield some pistols. Stupid ass speeding ticket slows me down. No worries though. Ebony and Ivory will soon be mine.

I can't wait until prom. Erin'll be fun to be around.

Mmmmbye.