PUKING RAINBOWS OF CHICKEN SHIRT GLORY
I have a strict no tweeting celebrities policy. Yet every time I break that rule, good things happen to me. Today, Roseanne (@therealroseanne) got a lot of shit from the worst kinds of conservatives in the universe -- accusing her of shit that's not true, making really random as fuck, racist, sexist, weird comments about whatever they can talk about. Which is to say that it was a normal day on Twitter for Roseanne. But today, some people wanted to say that she hadn't tweeted anything kind about the troops on Memorial Day. She'd tweeted several things though, and frankly, I think there's more than enough for conservatives to complain about when it comes to Ms. Barr than to make shit up.
So I tweeted: You're accusing @TheRealRoseanne of being ignorant of our troops' sacrifices? Then what's this? https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/207177844361670656 At least lie better.
Within seconds, I saw my phone light up to indicate I'd been tweeted and had someone RT my tweet. I just assumed it was some random user. But when I looked at my phone, it said "Roseanne retweeted...."
This is what she tweeted me: @lieueitak thanks for the back up, friend!
AND NOW I AM OFFICIALLY DEAD.
AND A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT SHE HAS SEEN HOW MUCH I THINK ABOUT HUGH LAURIE'S WANG. HOPEFULLY I'VE MADE ENOUGH MADONNA TWEETS TO ACT AS A BUFFER BUT OH WELL.
So I tweeted: You're accusing @TheRealRoseanne of being ignorant of our troops' sacrifices? Then what's this? https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/207177844361670656 At least lie better.
Within seconds, I saw my phone light up to indicate I'd been tweeted and had someone RT my tweet. I just assumed it was some random user. But when I looked at my phone, it said "Roseanne retweeted...."
This is what she tweeted me: @lieueitak thanks for the back up, friend!
AND NOW I AM OFFICIALLY DEAD.
AND A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT SHE HAS SEEN HOW MUCH I THINK ABOUT HUGH LAURIE'S WANG. HOPEFULLY I'VE MADE ENOUGH MADONNA TWEETS TO ACT AS A BUFFER BUT OH WELL.